Oh, God. Oh, God. My hair. My hair! The government gave me bad hair!

Cordelia ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Megan E. - Aug 03, 2007 9:56:38 am PDT #9879 of 10001

Will these people only stop having children when there are no more J names left?

*shudders*


Frankenbuddha - Aug 03, 2007 9:57:04 am PDT #9880 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I can't even imagine having 17 children.

Well, you'd need to tuck several of them away in the freezer so they don't spoil unless you are having a LOT of friends over for dinner...

Yes. Yes, I do have a sick sense of humor. Why do you ask?


juliana - Aug 03, 2007 9:57:11 am PDT #9881 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Oh, dear, there goes that Kinsey rating twitching again.

Seriously!

Muhahahaha!

Mine is an evil, helmet-muffled laugh.


sj - Aug 03, 2007 9:57:55 am PDT #9882 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I've been home all day waiting for the UPS guy to come because I missed him the last two days, and today is the last day to catch him. He was suppose to be here between 10 and 2. It's now almost 3 and he hasn't shown up yet.


DCJensen - Aug 03, 2007 9:58:49 am PDT #9883 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Call UPS. Documentation helps.


sj - Aug 03, 2007 9:59:50 am PDT #9884 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

The website says it is in transit. If I call, aren't they just going to tell me the same thing?


Sparky1 - Aug 03, 2007 10:01:58 am PDT #9885 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

If I call, aren't they just going to tell me the same thing?

Yes, but only after you wade through their truly awful answering system. And they'll also tell you the time was only a guesstimate.

I hate UPS residential customer service. Hate. Hatehatehate.


sj - Aug 03, 2007 10:03:07 am PDT #9886 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I hate UPS residential customer service. Hate. Hatehatehate.

Wrod.


Trudy Booth - Aug 03, 2007 10:03:17 am PDT #9887 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Will these people only stop having children when there are no more J names left?

No, they'll just come up with more versions of the same:

Jennifer joins siblings Joshua, 19; John David, 17; Janna, 17; Jill, 16; Jessa, 14; Jinger, 13; Joseph, 12; Josiah, 11; Joy-Anna, 9; Jedidiah, 8; Jeremiah, 8; Jason 7; James 6; Justin, 4; Jackson, 3; Johannah, almost 2.

They've already GOT "Janna" "Joy-Anna" and "Johannah".

Julie, people... Jane, Jody -- why ya gotta go and give three of them basically the same name?


Connie Neil - Aug 03, 2007 10:04:57 am PDT #9888 of 10001
brillig

Jinger. Shudder.