If the apocalypse comes, beep me.

Buffy ,'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Aug 03, 2007 10:05:59 am PDT #9889 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

what would Freud say about this obsession with the letter J ???


Frankenbuddha - Aug 03, 2007 10:08:38 am PDT #9890 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

what would Freud say about this obsession with the letter J ???

Sometimes a banana is just a banana.


tommyrot - Aug 03, 2007 10:09:06 am PDT #9891 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Sometimes a banana is just a banana.

Especially when it's bent.


Fred Pete - Aug 03, 2007 10:11:24 am PDT #9892 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

I'm not sure which is scariest -- 17 children, giving them all the same initial, planning to have more, the multiple TV specials, or the father calling the children "gifts of God" in a context that makes one wonder whether he's aware of certain basic biological facts.


brenda m - Aug 03, 2007 10:13:01 am PDT #9893 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

No, this is scariest: [link]


lisah - Aug 03, 2007 10:14:27 am PDT #9894 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Will these people only stop having children when there are no more J names left?

Jinger. Shudder.

See they think they've already run out of J names and are just throwing J's on to names that start with other letters!


Zenkitty - Aug 03, 2007 10:15:37 am PDT #9895 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

word, Fred Pete.

thought of juliana in leather = Kinsey-o-meter swinging wildly

I hate UPS residential customer service.

I used to work for them. Truly, it was hell. And no, they can't tell you much more than what's on the website. They can call the station and ask, but the people there won't go look for the package, I can almost guarantee that.

Once? Someone mailed a dead frozen cougar. UPS lost it. The guy wanted me to find it. I told him until it started to stink, it was unlikely it would ever turn up. Far as I know, it was never found.


tommyrot - Aug 03, 2007 10:16:34 am PDT #9896 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Crap. I'll have to use FedEx from now on for my frozen dead cougar shipping needs.


Zenkitty - Aug 03, 2007 10:23:23 am PDT #9897 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

"When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight"? Yeah, right. A guarantee doesn't mean they'll do it, it just means they'll give you your money back if they don't.

Some woman UPS'ed her dead mother's ashes. To the place she herself was going by plane. UPS lost 'em. She could have carried them with her in a duffle bag. I refrained from pointing this out to her when she called in hysterics.

God, I hated that job. hugs current job tight


Ginger - Aug 03, 2007 10:30:15 am PDT #9898 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Jinger. Shudder.

You think you're shuddering.