Played with Kaylee. Sun came out, and I walked on my feet and heard with my ears. I ate the bits, the bits stayed down, and I work. I function like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away. The sun goes dark and chaos has come again. Bits. Fluids. What am I?!

River ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sj - Aug 03, 2007 9:57:55 am PDT #9882 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I've been home all day waiting for the UPS guy to come because I missed him the last two days, and today is the last day to catch him. He was suppose to be here between 10 and 2. It's now almost 3 and he hasn't shown up yet.


DCJensen - Aug 03, 2007 9:58:49 am PDT #9883 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Call UPS. Documentation helps.


sj - Aug 03, 2007 9:59:50 am PDT #9884 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

The website says it is in transit. If I call, aren't they just going to tell me the same thing?


Sparky1 - Aug 03, 2007 10:01:58 am PDT #9885 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

If I call, aren't they just going to tell me the same thing?

Yes, but only after you wade through their truly awful answering system. And they'll also tell you the time was only a guesstimate.

I hate UPS residential customer service. Hate. Hatehatehate.


sj - Aug 03, 2007 10:03:07 am PDT #9886 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I hate UPS residential customer service. Hate. Hatehatehate.

Wrod.


Trudy Booth - Aug 03, 2007 10:03:17 am PDT #9887 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Will these people only stop having children when there are no more J names left?

No, they'll just come up with more versions of the same:

Jennifer joins siblings Joshua, 19; John David, 17; Janna, 17; Jill, 16; Jessa, 14; Jinger, 13; Joseph, 12; Josiah, 11; Joy-Anna, 9; Jedidiah, 8; Jeremiah, 8; Jason 7; James 6; Justin, 4; Jackson, 3; Johannah, almost 2.

They've already GOT "Janna" "Joy-Anna" and "Johannah".

Julie, people... Jane, Jody -- why ya gotta go and give three of them basically the same name?


Connie Neil - Aug 03, 2007 10:04:57 am PDT #9888 of 10001
brillig

Jinger. Shudder.


omnis_audis - Aug 03, 2007 10:05:59 am PDT #9889 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

what would Freud say about this obsession with the letter J ???


Frankenbuddha - Aug 03, 2007 10:08:38 am PDT #9890 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

what would Freud say about this obsession with the letter J ???

Sometimes a banana is just a banana.


tommyrot - Aug 03, 2007 10:09:06 am PDT #9891 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Sometimes a banana is just a banana.

Especially when it's bent.