Call UPS. Documentation helps.
'Sleeper'
Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
The website says it is in transit. If I call, aren't they just going to tell me the same thing?
If I call, aren't they just going to tell me the same thing?
Yes, but only after you wade through their truly awful answering system. And they'll also tell you the time was only a guesstimate.
I hate UPS residential customer service. Hate. Hatehatehate.
I hate UPS residential customer service. Hate. Hatehatehate.
Wrod.
Will these people only stop having children when there are no more J names left?
No, they'll just come up with more versions of the same:
Jennifer joins siblings Joshua, 19; John David, 17; Janna, 17; Jill, 16; Jessa, 14; Jinger, 13; Joseph, 12; Josiah, 11; Joy-Anna, 9; Jedidiah, 8; Jeremiah, 8; Jason 7; James 6; Justin, 4; Jackson, 3; Johannah, almost 2.
They've already GOT "Janna" "Joy-Anna" and "Johannah".
Julie, people... Jane, Jody -- why ya gotta go and give three of them basically the same name?
Jinger. Shudder.
what would Freud say about this obsession with the letter J ???
what would Freud say about this obsession with the letter J ???
Sometimes a banana is just a banana.
Sometimes a banana is just a banana.
Especially when it's bent.
I'm not sure which is scariest -- 17 children, giving them all the same initial, planning to have more, the multiple TV specials, or the father calling the children "gifts of God" in a context that makes one wonder whether he's aware of certain basic biological facts.