Xander: Just once I'd like to run into a cult of bunny worshippers. Anya: Great. Thank you very much for those nightmares.

'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DCJensen - Aug 03, 2007 9:58:49 am PDT #9883 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Call UPS. Documentation helps.


sj - Aug 03, 2007 9:59:50 am PDT #9884 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

The website says it is in transit. If I call, aren't they just going to tell me the same thing?


Sparky1 - Aug 03, 2007 10:01:58 am PDT #9885 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

If I call, aren't they just going to tell me the same thing?

Yes, but only after you wade through their truly awful answering system. And they'll also tell you the time was only a guesstimate.

I hate UPS residential customer service. Hate. Hatehatehate.


sj - Aug 03, 2007 10:03:07 am PDT #9886 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I hate UPS residential customer service. Hate. Hatehatehate.

Wrod.


Trudy Booth - Aug 03, 2007 10:03:17 am PDT #9887 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Will these people only stop having children when there are no more J names left?

No, they'll just come up with more versions of the same:

Jennifer joins siblings Joshua, 19; John David, 17; Janna, 17; Jill, 16; Jessa, 14; Jinger, 13; Joseph, 12; Josiah, 11; Joy-Anna, 9; Jedidiah, 8; Jeremiah, 8; Jason 7; James 6; Justin, 4; Jackson, 3; Johannah, almost 2.

They've already GOT "Janna" "Joy-Anna" and "Johannah".

Julie, people... Jane, Jody -- why ya gotta go and give three of them basically the same name?


Connie Neil - Aug 03, 2007 10:04:57 am PDT #9888 of 10001
brillig

Jinger. Shudder.


omnis_audis - Aug 03, 2007 10:05:59 am PDT #9889 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

what would Freud say about this obsession with the letter J ???


Frankenbuddha - Aug 03, 2007 10:08:38 am PDT #9890 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

what would Freud say about this obsession with the letter J ???

Sometimes a banana is just a banana.


tommyrot - Aug 03, 2007 10:09:06 am PDT #9891 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Sometimes a banana is just a banana.

Especially when it's bent.


Fred Pete - Aug 03, 2007 10:11:24 am PDT #9892 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

I'm not sure which is scariest -- 17 children, giving them all the same initial, planning to have more, the multiple TV specials, or the father calling the children "gifts of God" in a context that makes one wonder whether he's aware of certain basic biological facts.