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Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?

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Trudy Booth - Aug 03, 2007 10:03:17 am PDT #9887 of 10001

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Will these people only stop having children when there are no more J names left?

No, they'll just come up with more versions of the same:

Jennifer joins siblings Joshua, 19; John David, 17; Janna, 17; Jill, 16; Jessa, 14; Jinger, 13; Joseph, 12; Josiah, 11; Joy-Anna, 9; Jedidiah, 8; Jeremiah, 8; Jason 7; James 6; Justin, 4; Jackson, 3; Johannah, almost 2.

They've already GOT "Janna" "Joy-Anna" and "Johannah".

Julie, people... Jane, Jody -- why ya gotta go and give three of them basically the same name?

Connie Neil - Aug 03, 2007 10:04:57 am PDT #9888 of 10001

brillig

Jinger. Shudder.

omnis_audis - Aug 03, 2007 10:05:59 am PDT #9889 of 10001

omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

what would Freud say about this obsession with the letter J ???

Frankenbuddha - Aug 03, 2007 10:08:38 am PDT #9890 of 10001

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

what would Freud say about this obsession with the letter J ???

Sometimes a banana is just a banana.

tommyrot - Aug 03, 2007 10:09:06 am PDT #9891 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Sometimes a banana is just a banana.

Especially when it's bent.

Fred Pete - Aug 03, 2007 10:11:24 am PDT #9892 of 10001

Ann, that's a ferret.

I'm not sure which is scariest -- 17 children, giving them all the same initial, planning to have more, the multiple TV specials, or the father calling the children "gifts of God" in a context that makes one wonder whether he's aware of certain basic biological facts.

brenda m - Aug 03, 2007 10:13:01 am PDT #9893 of 10001

If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

No, this is scariest: [link]

lisah - Aug 03, 2007 10:14:27 am PDT #9894 of 10001

Punishingly Intricate

Will these people only stop having children when there are no more J names left?

Jinger. Shudder.

See they think they've already run out of J names and are just throwing J's on to names that start with other letters!

Zenkitty - Aug 03, 2007 10:15:37 am PDT #9895 of 10001

Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

word, Fred Pete.

thought of juliana in leather = Kinsey-o-meter swinging wildly

I hate UPS residential customer service.

I used to work for them. Truly, it was hell. And no, they can't tell you much more than what's on the website. They can call the station and ask, but the people there won't go look for the package, I can almost guarantee that.

Once? Someone mailed a dead frozen cougar. UPS lost it. The guy wanted me to find it. I told him until it started to stink, it was unlikely it would ever turn up. Far as I know, it was never found.

tommyrot - Aug 03, 2007 10:16:34 am PDT #9896 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Crap. I'll have to use FedEx from now on for my frozen dead cougar shipping needs.

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