I R GUD LISNR.
No, please, make it stop.
She just... she just did the math.
Kaylee ,'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jun 25, 2007 10:46:18 am PDT #4118 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd
Pix - Jun 25, 2007 10:49:10 am PDT #4119 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
Ok, allow me to put this all together so that meara can just cut and paste when she's ready to apply:
To Whom It May Concern:
OH HAI -- I IZ NEEDIN JOB. YU HAV JOB 4 ME?
I IS GOOD WORKERZ. I HAS EXPERIENNZ. I R GUD LISNR AND INTERVEWEEE.
I CAN HAS JOB PLZ?
Sincerely,
meara
P.S. I MADE YOU A REFERENCE, BUT I EATED IT :(
Toddson - Jun 25, 2007 10:49:51 am PDT #4120 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
lol buffistas - the new craze!
Atropa - Jun 25, 2007 10:50:05 am PDT #4121 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Oh Teppy! Thank you for letting me know about that, because I live under a rock and hadn't heard about the LUSH discontinued products sale.
Jilli, seconding and thirding the Xanax/Ativan thing. Sometimes cutting through the coping techniques to just Make My Brain Stop is the only thing that works quickly enough to be useful.
That's why I'm going to seriously look into it. Because on Thursday last week, which was awful, there was a part of my brain standing back and saying "Why are you panicking? Why are you crying? There's no need. Deep breaths. Deep breaths. Fuck, deep breaths aren't working. STOP CRYING." But nothing seemed to stop that loop. So yes, I think emergency back-up meds are my new future plan.
Ailleann - Jun 25, 2007 10:50:12 am PDT #4122 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
saves for next cover letter
Frankenbuddha - Jun 25, 2007 10:50:29 am PDT #4123 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
AM IN YUR OFIZZES, STEELIN YUR TONR.
Atropa - Jun 25, 2007 10:51:49 am PDT #4124 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Kristin, I am totally copying that to use as my cover letter when I send my resume to Someplace Else.
Toddson - Jun 25, 2007 10:52:56 am PDT #4125 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Jilli, may I also suggest just getting out for a little while? even in your corporate campus is there someplace you could get out and sit for a little while? When things get hairy in my office, I make it a point to get out and walk around the block, find a little pocket garden and sit for a little while, anything to recover some semblance of sanity.
Pix - Jun 25, 2007 10:53:47 am PDT #4126 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
Jilli, you'd have to add "I IS A EDITOR. O NOES, THEY BE STEALIN MA SANITYZ!"
tommyrot - Jun 25, 2007 10:53:55 am PDT #4127 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Kristin, I am totally copying that to use as my cover letter when I send my resume to Someplace Else.
You should add, "CAN I HAZ FLEXIBLE DRESSCODE?" and include a picture of a cat in a Victorian dress and hat.