Jilli, you'd have to add "I IS A EDITOR. O NOES, THEY BE STEALIN MA SANITYZ!"
Book: I believe I just... I think I'm on the wrong ship. Inara: Maybe. Or maybe you're exactly where you ought to be.
'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Pix - Jun 25, 2007 10:53:47 am PDT #4126 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
tommyrot - Jun 25, 2007 10:53:55 am PDT #4127 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Kristin, I am totally copying that to use as my cover letter when I send my resume to Someplace Else.
You should add, "CAN I HAZ FLEXIBLE DRESSCODE?" and include a picture of a cat in a Victorian dress and hat.
Pix - Jun 25, 2007 10:57:29 am PDT #4128 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
Jilli's letter:
To Whom It May Concern:
I IS A EDITOR. O NOES, THEY BE STEALIN MA SANITYZ! I IZ NEEDIN JOB. YU HAV JOB 4 ME?
I IS GOOD WORKERZ. I HAS EXPERIENNZ. I R GUD LISNR AND INTERVEWEEE.
I CAN HAS JOB PLZ?
Sincerely, Jilli
P.S. I MADE YOU A REFERENCE, BUT I EATED IT :(
P.P.S. I CAN HAZ FLEXIBLE DRESSCODE?
Atropa - Jun 25, 2007 10:58:57 am PDT #4129 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Yay! Perfect.
Steph L. - Jun 25, 2007 11:01:01 am PDT #4130 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Oh Teppy! Thank you for letting me know about that, because I live under a rock and hadn't heard about the LUSH discontinued products sale.
Then make sure to order TODAY, b/c it's the last day that you can!
Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jun 25, 2007 11:19:09 am PDT #4131 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd
AM IN YUR OFIZZES, STEELIN YUR TONR.
AM IN YUR CUBICALS, STEELIN YUR STAYPLR.
God bless Office Space.
ION, I've been spending time looking at Google 3-D program SketchUp. Why had no one told me about this before? It's such a fun little program!
Glamcookie - Jun 25, 2007 11:52:41 am PDT #4132 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
I so love the lol speak. I've been laughing like a lunatic reading your posts. BWAH!
I went to lunch with my favoritest co-worker with whom I haven't spent enough time lately and discovered that he is unhappy with work now, too. He never gets that way so you know it's bad.
§ ita § - Jun 25, 2007 12:04:50 pm PDT #4133 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
We have a Lush affiliate link! Which I didn't remember myself until my last purchase.
erikaj - Jun 25, 2007 12:21:49 pm PDT #4134 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Kitty in a wheelchair: I can haz akomodatshuns? (It hurts me, spelling like that. But I've finally got team spirit) And I could totally get that photo because cats love to sit in my chairs.
JZ - Jun 25, 2007 12:26:16 pm PDT #4135 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Or maybe, slightly more aggressively: OH HAI! I CAN HAS RAMPP? ADA SEZ I HAS RITES. GIVES RAMPP OR I WIL SOO!