Kristin, I am totally copying that to use as my cover letter when I send my resume to Someplace Else.
You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?
Early ,'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Atropa - Jun 25, 2007 10:51:49 am PDT #4124 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Toddson - Jun 25, 2007 10:52:56 am PDT #4125 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Jilli, may I also suggest just getting out for a little while? even in your corporate campus is there someplace you could get out and sit for a little while? When things get hairy in my office, I make it a point to get out and walk around the block, find a little pocket garden and sit for a little while, anything to recover some semblance of sanity.
Pix - Jun 25, 2007 10:53:47 am PDT #4126 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
Jilli, you'd have to add "I IS A EDITOR. O NOES, THEY BE STEALIN MA SANITYZ!"
tommyrot - Jun 25, 2007 10:53:55 am PDT #4127 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Kristin, I am totally copying that to use as my cover letter when I send my resume to Someplace Else.
You should add, "CAN I HAZ FLEXIBLE DRESSCODE?" and include a picture of a cat in a Victorian dress and hat.
Pix - Jun 25, 2007 10:57:29 am PDT #4128 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
Jilli's letter:
To Whom It May Concern:
I IS A EDITOR. O NOES, THEY BE STEALIN MA SANITYZ! I IZ NEEDIN JOB. YU HAV JOB 4 ME?
I IS GOOD WORKERZ. I HAS EXPERIENNZ. I R GUD LISNR AND INTERVEWEEE.
I CAN HAS JOB PLZ?
Sincerely, Jilli
P.S. I MADE YOU A REFERENCE, BUT I EATED IT :(
P.P.S. I CAN HAZ FLEXIBLE DRESSCODE?
Atropa - Jun 25, 2007 10:58:57 am PDT #4129 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Yay! Perfect.
Steph L. - Jun 25, 2007 11:01:01 am PDT #4130 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Oh Teppy! Thank you for letting me know about that, because I live under a rock and hadn't heard about the LUSH discontinued products sale.
Then make sure to order TODAY, b/c it's the last day that you can!
Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jun 25, 2007 11:19:09 am PDT #4131 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd
AM IN YUR OFIZZES, STEELIN YUR TONR.
AM IN YUR CUBICALS, STEELIN YUR STAYPLR.
God bless Office Space.
ION, I've been spending time looking at Google 3-D program SketchUp. Why had no one told me about this before? It's such a fun little program!
Glamcookie - Jun 25, 2007 11:52:41 am PDT #4132 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
I so love the lol speak. I've been laughing like a lunatic reading your posts. BWAH!
I went to lunch with my favoritest co-worker with whom I haven't spent enough time lately and discovered that he is unhappy with work now, too. He never gets that way so you know it's bad.
§ ita § - Jun 25, 2007 12:04:50 pm PDT #4133 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
We have a Lush affiliate link! Which I didn't remember myself until my last purchase.