Look, Angel, I know you've been out of the loop for a while, but I'm still evil. I don't do errands...unless they're evil errands.

Lilah ,'Just Rewards (2)'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pix - Jun 25, 2007 10:57:29 am PDT #4128 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Jilli's letter:

To Whom It May Concern:

I IS A EDITOR. O NOES, THEY BE STEALIN MA SANITYZ! I IZ NEEDIN JOB. YU HAV JOB 4 ME?

I IS GOOD WORKERZ. I HAS EXPERIENNZ. I R GUD LISNR AND INTERVEWEEE.

I CAN HAS JOB PLZ?

Sincerely, Jilli

P.S. I MADE YOU A REFERENCE, BUT I EATED IT :(
P.P.S. I CAN HAZ FLEXIBLE DRESSCODE?


Atropa - Jun 25, 2007 10:58:57 am PDT #4129 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Yay! Perfect.


Steph L. - Jun 25, 2007 11:01:01 am PDT #4130 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Oh Teppy! Thank you for letting me know about that, because I live under a rock and hadn't heard about the LUSH discontinued products sale.

Then make sure to order TODAY, b/c it's the last day that you can!


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jun 25, 2007 11:19:09 am PDT #4131 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

AM IN YUR OFIZZES, STEELIN YUR TONR.

AM IN YUR CUBICALS, STEELIN YUR STAYPLR.

God bless Office Space.

ION, I've been spending time looking at Google 3-D program SketchUp. Why had no one told me about this before? It's such a fun little program!


Glamcookie - Jun 25, 2007 11:52:41 am PDT #4132 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

I so love the lol speak. I've been laughing like a lunatic reading your posts. BWAH!

I went to lunch with my favoritest co-worker with whom I haven't spent enough time lately and discovered that he is unhappy with work now, too. He never gets that way so you know it's bad.


§ ita § - Jun 25, 2007 12:04:50 pm PDT #4133 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

We have a Lush affiliate link! Which I didn't remember myself until my last purchase.


erikaj - Jun 25, 2007 12:21:49 pm PDT #4134 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Kitty in a wheelchair: I can haz akomodatshuns? (It hurts me, spelling like that. But I've finally got team spirit) And I could totally get that photo because cats love to sit in my chairs.


JZ - Jun 25, 2007 12:26:16 pm PDT #4135 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Or maybe, slightly more aggressively: OH HAI! I CAN HAS RAMPP? ADA SEZ I HAS RITES. GIVES RAMPP OR I WIL SOO!


tommyrot - Jun 25, 2007 12:27:07 pm PDT #4136 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

IM IN UR BILDING FORCIN UR ADA COMPLIANCE.


amych - Jun 25, 2007 12:27:34 pm PDT #4137 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

It hurts me, spelling like that.

I get you on that. Luckily for my pathetic addiction, proper lolcat syntax is much more about the verb-tense mangling.