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'Harm's Way'
Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
AM IN YUR OFIZZES, STEELIN YUR TONR.
Kristin, I am totally copying that to use as my cover letter when I send my resume to Someplace Else.
Jilli, may I also suggest just getting out for a little while? even in your corporate campus is there someplace you could get out and sit for a little while? When things get hairy in my office, I make it a point to get out and walk around the block, find a little pocket garden and sit for a little while, anything to recover some semblance of sanity.
Jilli, you'd have to add "I IS A EDITOR. O NOES, THEY BE STEALIN MA SANITYZ!"
Kristin, I am totally copying that to use as my cover letter when I send my resume to Someplace Else.
You should add, "CAN I HAZ FLEXIBLE DRESSCODE?" and include a picture of a cat in a Victorian dress and hat.
Jilli's letter:
To Whom It May Concern:
I IS A EDITOR. O NOES, THEY BE STEALIN MA SANITYZ! I IZ NEEDIN JOB. YU HAV JOB 4 ME?
I IS GOOD WORKERZ. I HAS EXPERIENNZ. I R GUD LISNR AND INTERVEWEEE.
I CAN HAS JOB PLZ?
Sincerely, Jilli
P.S. I MADE YOU A REFERENCE, BUT I EATED IT :(
P.P.S. I CAN HAZ FLEXIBLE DRESSCODE?
Yay! Perfect.
Oh Teppy! Thank you for letting me know about that, because I live under a rock and hadn't heard about the LUSH discontinued products sale.
Then make sure to order TODAY, b/c it's the last day that you can!
AM IN YUR OFIZZES, STEELIN YUR TONR.
AM IN YUR CUBICALS, STEELIN YUR STAYPLR.
God bless Office Space.
ION, I've been spending time looking at Google 3-D program SketchUp. Why had no one told me about this before? It's such a fun little program!