Though I'm probably just lame enough that in a moment of weakness I'd happily curl up with a glass of wine and a nice bland Mary Sue's Mildly Porny Adventures entitled, maybe, "The Night Huston Street Showed Up At YOUR NAME HERE's Door All Wan And Pale With One Shoulder Hitched Up Funny But Wearing His Resolve Face (YOUR NAME HERE Know The One, With The Tip Of His Tongue Peeking Out, Yeah, That One), Desperate For A Ladle Of Soup And The Tender Ministrations Of A Lovely Older Woman."

You are so adorkable.

I love that last one, but I'm worried I wouldn't love it on me. Does it seem to you that it should be on someone really thin and young?

No.

I like the first and last. #2 and #3 aren't loading for me. I don't like #4 much.

It is pretty waify, kind of a Peter Pan quality. I think that might kind of transfer with it, though. I can totally see Cashmere with that cut, for example.

Gamine is the word I wanted, not waify.

The A's in particular seem to have an unusual number of players that make you want to muss their hair and tickle them and feed them big nourishing bowls of pasta. They're not in the same class as the SPN boys (as who is, really?), but they're very appealing.

Oh hell yes. Swisher in particular, though I liked him better with the long hair. He's so cute! And happy! And does silly dances! (Hec did find the one way I will truly care about this sport when he pointed out the cuteness of various players.)

Cindy, I like #1

JZ-- I am a Yankees fan. For two very good reasons: 1: The DH's beloved Grandpa was a lifelong fan and took him to his first game in Yankee stadium when he was 8 and he has been a loyal fan ever since
2: Joe Torre is Da Bomb and I love him.

I can't help it if Steinbrenner is an asshole. I loves me my Jeter and Posada.

Gamine is the word I wanted, not waify.

That sounds like one of Jupiter's moons.

Your home team, unless you live in New York

Y'all are just plain mean, that's what you are.

Anyway, I live in Brooklyn. My home team is the Cyclones.

Well, Jupiter has a whole bunch of moons, I can't say it's not.

I tend to root against the Yankees, but I don't hate them. I do have an inexplicably strong dislike of Derek Jeter, though. I think he must have killed my dog in a past life or something.

Cindy, I vote #1, though I also like the last one.

A magic door that whenever I open it, a new good book falls out.

I was at the library after work, and I had this weird sensation of almost hyperventilating because I wanted ALL THE BOOKS OMG RIGHT NOW I HAVE TO HAVE THEM!!! And then I reminded myself how many library books I already had at home that still needed my loving cerebellum, and the moment of bookmania passed.

(Note: unlike other Buffistas who shall remain nameless [mostly because I can't remember who they are], *I* always return my library books. On time.)

(Yes, I am an ass-kiss.)

(My librarian loves me.)