The A's in particular seem to have an unusual number of players that make you want to muss their hair and tickle them and feed them big nourishing bowls of pasta. They're not in the same class as the SPN boys (as who is, really?), but they're very appealing.
Oh hell yes. Swisher in particular, though I liked him better with the long hair. He's so cute! And happy! And does silly dances! (Hec did find the one way I will truly care about this sport when he pointed out the cuteness of various players.)
Cindy, I like #1
JZ-- I am a Yankees fan. For two very good reasons:
1: The DH's beloved Grandpa was a lifelong fan and took him to his first game in Yankee stadium when he was 8 and he has been a loyal fan ever since
2: Joe Torre is Da Bomb and I love him.
I can't help it if Steinbrenner is an asshole. I loves me my Jeter and Posada.
Gamine is the word I wanted, not waify.
That sounds like one of Jupiter's moons.
Your home team, unless you live in New York
Y'all are just plain mean, that's what you are.
Anyway, I live in Brooklyn. My home team is the Cyclones.
Well, Jupiter has a whole bunch of moons, I can't say it's not.
I tend to root against the Yankees, but I don't hate them. I do have an inexplicably strong dislike of Derek Jeter, though. I think he must have killed my dog in a past life or something.
Cindy, I vote #1, though I also like the last one.
A magic door that whenever I open it, a new good book falls out.
I was at the library after work, and I had this weird sensation of almost hyperventilating because I wanted ALL THE BOOKS OMG RIGHT NOW I HAVE TO HAVE THEM!!! And then I reminded myself how many library books I already had at home that still needed my loving cerebellum, and the moment of bookmania passed.
(Note: unlike other Buffistas who shall remain nameless [mostly because I can't remember who they are], *I* always return my library books. On time.)
(Yes, I am an ass-kiss.)
(My librarian loves me.)
My mom just called me. It went like this:
"Hello?"
"Sunil, I have a riddle for you. What's the answer? 'Letters I have three. Add two more, and fewer I will be.'"
"Few."
"Few?"
"Few."
"Spell it."
"F-E-W."
"Okay, bye."
You guys should totally go with an all-riddle dialogue. That was the most stress-free convo in months!
WASN'T IT???
It hasn't been that bad lately, even though she reminded me that I still have to e-mail that girl I'm supposed to marry.
P-C that sounds exactly like three phone calls I've gotten from my son today. Apparently I'm his homework answer desk.
I have 8 Dodgers suite tickets and preferred parking passes for Monday night's game sitting on my desk. It would be bad, bad, bad for me to take them and pretend like I never saw them right? Right? I need to send them to my boss right now 'cause they are taunting me.
