My mom just called me. It went like this:
"Hello?"
"Sunil, I have a riddle for you. What's the answer? 'Letters I have three. Add two more, and fewer I will be.'"
"Few."
"Few?"
"Few."
"Spell it."
"F-E-W."
"Okay, bye."
I kissed him, and I told him that I loved him. And I killed him.
Buffy ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Polter-Cow - Jun 07, 2007 1:34:27 pm PDT #1734 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Topic!Cindy - Jun 07, 2007 1:36:47 pm PDT #1735 of 10001
What is even happening?
You guys should totally go with an all-riddle dialogue. That was the most stress-free convo in months!
Polter-Cow - Jun 07, 2007 1:39:47 pm PDT #1736 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
WASN'T IT???
It hasn't been that bad lately, even though she reminded me that I still have to e-mail that girl I'm supposed to marry.
DawnK - Jun 07, 2007 1:40:52 pm PDT #1737 of 10001
giraffe mode
P-C that sounds exactly like three phone calls I've gotten from my son today. Apparently I'm his homework answer desk.
I have 8 Dodgers suite tickets and preferred parking passes for Monday night's game sitting on my desk. It would be bad, bad, bad for me to take them and pretend like I never saw them right? Right? I need to send them to my boss right now 'cause they are taunting me.
Kathy A - Jun 07, 2007 1:43:37 pm PDT #1738 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
My mom likes to call me at work in the mornings and ask for crossword puzzle answers. She's good at them, so she doesn't call too often, but I still get quizzed every once in a while. If my sister ever got into the Cash Cab, I'd be her mobile shout-out, for sure.
Ginger - Jun 07, 2007 1:46:09 pm PDT #1739 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
2: Joe Torre is Da Bomb
This is actually true. Shame he's coaching the Yankees.
Polter-Cow - Jun 07, 2007 1:46:22 pm PDT #1740 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
P-C that sounds exactly like three phone calls I've gotten from my son today. Apparently I'm his homework answer desk.
Ha! My mom does this a lot, call me for, like, how to spell something or the answer to some movie trivia question or whether I've heard of this new movie that she got a free ticket to. I love those calls because I never end up enraged or crying at the end of them.
Cashmere - Jun 07, 2007 1:51:51 pm PDT #1741 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
My sister calls me on her ride to work every morning for the answer to the local radio station's trivia contest. I've won her movie tickets before.
DawnK - Jun 07, 2007 1:52:15 pm PDT #1742 of 10001
giraffe mode
I love those calls because I never end up enraged or crying at the end of them.
That's the best part! (I do get an "I love you" at the end of each call so I'mma let the kid slide on the using me to do his homework deal)
Topic!Cindy - Jun 07, 2007 1:58:54 pm PDT #1743 of 10001
What is even happening?
It hasn't been that bad lately, even though she reminded me that I still have to e-mail that girl I'm supposed to marry.
Email the girl, and be totally yourself at your highest level of you-ness. If she likes what she sees, then she is (imo) worth checking out further. If she doesn't, good riddance to bad rubbish.