River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems. Mal: See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.

'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 36: Did I Sully Our Good Name?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Polter-Cow - Jun 07, 2007 1:06:50 pm PDT #1725 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I love that last one, but I'm worried I wouldn't love it on me. Does it seem to you that it should be on someone really thin and young?

No.

I like the first and last. #2 and #3 aren't loading for me. I don't like #4 much.


-t - Jun 07, 2007 1:07:29 pm PDT #1726 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

It is pretty waify, kind of a Peter Pan quality. I think that might kind of transfer with it, though. I can totally see Cashmere with that cut, for example.


-t - Jun 07, 2007 1:09:57 pm PDT #1727 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Gamine is the word I wanted, not waify.


juliana - Jun 07, 2007 1:20:20 pm PDT #1728 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

The A's in particular seem to have an unusual number of players that make you want to muss their hair and tickle them and feed them big nourishing bowls of pasta. They're not in the same class as the SPN boys (as who is, really?), but they're very appealing.

Oh hell yes. Swisher in particular, though I liked him better with the long hair. He's so cute! And happy! And does silly dances! (Hec did find the one way I will truly care about this sport when he pointed out the cuteness of various players.)

Cindy, I like #1


Scrappy - Jun 07, 2007 1:21:12 pm PDT #1729 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

JZ-- I am a Yankees fan. For two very good reasons: 1: The DH's beloved Grandpa was a lifelong fan and took him to his first game in Yankee stadium when he was 8 and he has been a loyal fan ever since
2: Joe Torre is Da Bomb and I love him.

I can't help it if Steinbrenner is an asshole. I loves me my Jeter and Posada.


Polter-Cow - Jun 07, 2007 1:22:01 pm PDT #1730 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Gamine is the word I wanted, not waify.

That sounds like one of Jupiter's moons.


Jessica - Jun 07, 2007 1:29:37 pm PDT #1731 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Your home team, unless you live in New York

Y'all are just plain mean, that's what you are.

Anyway, I live in Brooklyn. My home team is the Cyclones.


-t - Jun 07, 2007 1:32:23 pm PDT #1732 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Well, Jupiter has a whole bunch of moons, I can't say it's not.

I tend to root against the Yankees, but I don't hate them. I do have an inexplicably strong dislike of Derek Jeter, though. I think he must have killed my dog in a past life or something.


Steph L. - Jun 07, 2007 1:33:23 pm PDT #1733 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Cindy, I vote #1, though I also like the last one.

A magic door that whenever I open it, a new good book falls out.

I was at the library after work, and I had this weird sensation of almost hyperventilating because I wanted ALL THE BOOKS OMG RIGHT NOW I HAVE TO HAVE THEM!!! And then I reminded myself how many library books I already had at home that still needed my loving cerebellum, and the moment of bookmania passed.

(Note: unlike other Buffistas who shall remain nameless [mostly because I can't remember who they are], *I* always return my library books. On time.)

(Yes, I am an ass-kiss.)

(My librarian loves me.)


Polter-Cow - Jun 07, 2007 1:34:27 pm PDT #1734 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

My mom just called me. It went like this:

"Hello?"
"Sunil, I have a riddle for you. What's the answer? 'Letters I have three. Add two more, and fewer I will be.'"
"Few."
"Few?"
"Few."
"Spell it."
"F-E-W."
"Okay, bye."