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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Probably a better plan than my scheme of locking the reviewee in a room with three clowns who beat the reviewee with balloon animals.
Heh.
This was an informal review, which is fine by me, except it meant I had to start with a blank piece of paper as opposed to 87 questions with a 1-5 likert scale. Anyway, all done.
That probably means it's time to buy a new one, doesn't it?
Either that, or clean the melted cheese off the bottom. At least, that's why mine catch on fire....
as opposed to 87 questions with a 1-5 likert scale.
Oh hell no. I'd poke my own eyes out. Well, probably not. But someone else's, sure.
Lee, new toaster. Now.
Probably a better plan than my scheme of locking the reviewee in a room with three clowns who beat the reviewee with balloon animals.
I would prefer that to the traditional review.
Either that, or clean the melted cheese off the bottom. At least, that's why mine catch on fire....
I think it was bagel crumbs for mine.
I would prefer that to the traditional review.
With my scheme, you can tell how well you're doing by the types of balloon animals they beat you with. If they beat you with a balloon doggie or horsie, you're doing well. If they beat you with a balloon dung beetle, there's room for improvement.
That probably means it's time to buy a new one, doesn't it?
Just go convert someone to a new fandom. Probably much easier than shopping.
Instinctive Fear Of Monorails In Pachyderms
Elephants and monorails don't mix. Seriously. Once, as part of an ill-advised publicity stunt, an elephant was forced to ride a monorail. It did not end well.
"Well, sir, there's nothing on earth like a genuine, bona fide, electrified, six-car monorail!"
Do I need to tell the cautionary tale of the broken toaster, the sesame bagel, and flaming appliances flying out windows?
I think you really really do, sarameg.