The count of three isn't a plan. It's Sesame Street.

Buffy ,'First Date'


Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - May 24, 2007 6:22:25 am PDT #8970 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That probably means it's time to buy a new one, doesn't it?

Either that, or clean the melted cheese off the bottom. At least, that's why mine catch on fire....


sarameg - May 24, 2007 6:23:59 am PDT #8971 of 10001

as opposed to 87 questions with a 1-5 likert scale.

Oh hell no. I'd poke my own eyes out. Well, probably not. But someone else's, sure.

Lee, new toaster. Now.


Ginger - May 24, 2007 6:24:14 am PDT #8972 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Probably a better plan than my scheme of locking the reviewee in a room with three clowns who beat the reviewee with balloon animals.

I would prefer that to the traditional review.


Lee - May 24, 2007 6:25:19 am PDT #8973 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Either that, or clean the melted cheese off the bottom. At least, that's why mine catch on fire....

I think it was bagel crumbs for mine.


tommyrot - May 24, 2007 6:27:10 am PDT #8974 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I would prefer that to the traditional review.

With my scheme, you can tell how well you're doing by the types of balloon animals they beat you with. If they beat you with a balloon doggie or horsie, you're doing well. If they beat you with a balloon dung beetle, there's room for improvement.


Ailleann - May 24, 2007 6:28:00 am PDT #8975 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

That probably means it's time to buy a new one, doesn't it?

Just go convert someone to a new fandom. Probably much easier than shopping.


Steph L. - May 24, 2007 6:28:44 am PDT #8976 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Instinctive Fear Of Monorails In Pachyderms

Elephants and monorails don't mix. Seriously. Once, as part of an ill-advised publicity stunt, an elephant was forced to ride a monorail. It did not end well.

"Well, sir, there's nothing on earth like a genuine, bona fide, electrified, six-car monorail!"


sarameg - May 24, 2007 6:31:06 am PDT #8977 of 10001

Do I need to tell the cautionary tale of the broken toaster, the sesame bagel, and flaming appliances flying out windows?


Lee - May 24, 2007 6:31:45 am PDT #8978 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I think you really really do, sarameg.


shrift - May 24, 2007 6:33:02 am PDT #8979 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Do I need to tell the cautionary tale of the broken toaster, the sesame bagel, and flaming appliances flying out windows?

Yes, please!