Probably a better plan than my scheme of locking the reviewee in a room with three clowns who beat the reviewee with balloon animals.
I would prefer that to the traditional review.
Oh! I know this one! 'Slaying entails certain sacrifices, blah blah blahbity blah, I'm so stuffy, gimme a scone.'
Buffy ,'Help'
Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Ginger - May 24, 2007 6:24:14 am PDT #8972 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Lee - May 24, 2007 6:25:19 am PDT #8973 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Either that, or clean the melted cheese off the bottom. At least, that's why mine catch on fire....
I think it was bagel crumbs for mine.
tommyrot - May 24, 2007 6:27:10 am PDT #8974 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I would prefer that to the traditional review.
With my scheme, you can tell how well you're doing by the types of balloon animals they beat you with. If they beat you with a balloon doggie or horsie, you're doing well. If they beat you with a balloon dung beetle, there's room for improvement.
Ailleann - May 24, 2007 6:28:00 am PDT #8975 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
That probably means it's time to buy a new one, doesn't it?
Just go convert someone to a new fandom. Probably much easier than shopping.
Steph L. - May 24, 2007 6:28:44 am PDT #8976 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Instinctive Fear Of Monorails In Pachyderms
Elephants and monorails don't mix. Seriously. Once, as part of an ill-advised publicity stunt, an elephant was forced to ride a monorail. It did not end well.
"Well, sir, there's nothing on earth like a genuine, bona fide, electrified, six-car monorail!"
sarameg - May 24, 2007 6:31:06 am PDT #8977 of 10001
Do I need to tell the cautionary tale of the broken toaster, the sesame bagel, and flaming appliances flying out windows?
Lee - May 24, 2007 6:31:45 am PDT #8978 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I think you really really do, sarameg.
shrift - May 24, 2007 6:33:02 am PDT #8979 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Do I need to tell the cautionary tale of the broken toaster, the sesame bagel, and flaming appliances flying out windows?
Yes, please!
Kat - May 24, 2007 6:34:13 am PDT #8980 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
New toaster, Lee.
Reviews suck by definition.
I had 8 consecutive hours of sleep last night, for the first time in 8 weeks. YAY SLEEP.
It's easier to hate my life less with full sleep.
Kat - May 24, 2007 6:35:20 am PDT #8981 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
oooh. Sarameg! It's story time. Will there be fluffy bunnies in your tale?