I have an images link at the top of that page that takes me to the image search for that very term. And, uh, never mind why I was looking that up.
CREEPY:
Marilyn Manson made sure his girlfriend Evan Rachel Wood became the highest paid actress in music video history for her sex scenes with him in new promo "Heart-Shaped Glasses." Manson, who split from his wife Dita Von Teese last December, reportedly as a result of his relationship with Wood, was determined the 19-year-old should be properly compensated for her raunchy appearance. The first two minutes of the "Heart-Shaped Glasses" video feature Manson and Wood writhing around naked, having passionate sex - with many believing the couple actually made love for the cameras. Manson tells MTV News, "I did insist that Evan be paid the most that any actress has ever been paid in music-video history to be in this, even though she wouldn't have asked for it. There's no one else that could've been in it, because it was inspired by her."
Just...ewww.
Cool--my boss just reminded me that our department gets a four-day weekend for Memorial Day, since we didn't get Presidents Day off (due to having to be here to support the tax people, who don't get time off before April 15). So, my next two work weeks will be four days each!
I'm having a stupid dilemma in my head about going for drinks for a coworker's good-bye. I really don't know her very well, and none of my work friends are going, but I don't have a good reason not to go, I just don't want to! Eh. I'm going to bail.
Don't bail! Drink!
I'm bailing on a coworker's BBQ, but I'm teaching then. That is a reason, Jesse. Take heed.
Today I feel like a girl. Or perhaps a boy in girly clothes. There's an appliqued flower on my top, and many layers to my skirts. I'm also wearing a slip (for no good reason), fishnets, and granny boots. I wish my reading glasses had a chain dangling from the arms.
Don't go.
Not letting a little near-relation cannibalism get in the way of that nummy breading.
Yeah, that's why I never eat fellow mammals...hey, wait a minute!
Am I the only buffista with an unholy love for Dinner: Impossible?
I would be happy to drink if it didn't involve being out late! And by late, I mean after 6pm. And they aren't even going until 6:30. Fuck that.
OMG. I am on a conference call with a guy who thinks he's having a one-on-one conversation. WTF? Has he never done this before?
Do people have ducks as pets.
My late father had a pet Duck as a kid. One legged. Apparently very friendly. Plus it killed rattlesnakes. (So unfriendly where appropriate.)
I had a pet duck as a kid. I named it Quackers because it liked crackers. The epitome of 4yo humor.
My parents gave it to me for Easter, and then decided that a pet duck wasn't working for them, and relocated it to the duck pond at the zoo. I was traumatized.
