Don't bail! Drink!

I'm bailing on a coworker's BBQ, but I'm teaching then. That is a reason, Jesse. Take heed.

Today I feel like a girl. Or perhaps a boy in girly clothes. There's an appliqued flower on my top, and many layers to my skirts. I'm also wearing a slip (for no good reason), fishnets, and granny boots. I wish my reading glasses had a chain dangling from the arms.

Don't go.

Not letting a little near-relation cannibalism get in the way of that nummy breading.

Yeah, that's why I never eat fellow mammals...hey, wait a minute!

Am I the only buffista with an unholy love for Dinner: Impossible?

I would be happy to drink if it didn't involve being out late! And by late, I mean after 6pm. And they aren't even going until 6:30. Fuck that.

OMG. I am on a conference call with a guy who thinks he's having a one-on-one conversation. WTF? Has he never done this before?

Do people have ducks as pets.

My late father had a pet Duck as a kid. One legged. Apparently very friendly. Plus it killed rattlesnakes. (So unfriendly where appropriate.)

I had a pet duck as a kid. I named it Quackers because it liked crackers. The epitome of 4yo humor.

My parents gave it to me for Easter, and then decided that a pet duck wasn't working for them, and relocated it to the duck pond at the zoo. I was traumatized.

oh! Happy Birthday, Vortex!

What else do I need to put on my list to prepare for the weekend?! I feel like I'm forgetting something.

eta dag, I forgot to get my friends' baby something for his birthday party Sunday evening when I was just at the Target...Hope I can find a one-year old something appropriate at, like, a Sheetz.

Well, I don't love Dinner: Impossible but I do enjoy it when I catch it.

FYI: we've got a FROST warning tonight. Isn't that insane?

What else do I need to put on my list to prepare for the weekend?!

A visit to the Eastern Shore?