Wash: Well, I wash my hands of it. It's a hopeless case. I'll read a nice poem at the funeral. Something with imagery. Zoe: You could lock the door and keep the power-hungry maniac at bay. Wash: Oh, no, I'm starting to like this poetry idea now. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross...

'Shindig'


Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - May 17, 2007 9:50:21 am PDT #7895 of 10001

Right now I'm annoyed with google because I don't have a link to just image search results from the main search results page. Didn't realize how frequently I used that.

Anyway.

My big boss just came by to thank me. That's good, I guess.


§ ita § - May 17, 2007 9:53:37 am PDT #7896 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't have a link to just image search results from the main search results page

Hmm. I do.


sarameg - May 17, 2007 9:54:57 am PDT #7897 of 10001

WHERE?


Daisy Jane - May 17, 2007 9:57:14 am PDT #7898 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Do people have ducks as pets? I mean, if you raise a duck as a pet, will it show affection to you?

My mom's tennis friend had bunches of ducks. I think she used to order them for her pond at her house. Mostly, they acted like...ducks. Though there was one who had a twisted leg when he hatched. She took it to the vet to see what could be done, and the vet basically told her to put him down. S was a big softie with lots of money, so she talked the vet into straightening the leg, putting a cast on it, and then they used a doll's shoe as a sort of stabalizer so he could walk on it.

Her daughter and I (we went to charm school together) named him Sneakers, and while I'm not sure if he was affectionate. He certainly did have personality.

This is the same woman who nursed a nest of baby squirrels after their mother died. Kept them in her house and everything.


§ ita § - May 17, 2007 10:00:55 am PDT #7899 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Sarameg, do you get one here?


Matt the Bruins fan - May 17, 2007 10:03:59 am PDT #7900 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I once threw some popcorn chicken to one of the ducks at the apartment complex where I last had a roommate. Apparently the vague relation wasn't a sticking point for the duck.


shrift - May 17, 2007 10:06:17 am PDT #7901 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Hey, Sean can cook now! It's very inspiring. My roommate, bless her heart, still sometimes burns water.


sarameg - May 17, 2007 10:06:28 am PDT #7902 of 10001

Nope. I used to get a link just before the results, but no more. Hmph. It might be a browser thing, if they're using anything fancy. This thing is like 5 years old and no, I can't upgrade. It's a stupid systemwide thing.

So weird. I'm being google-lighted.


Cashmere - May 17, 2007 10:07:11 am PDT #7903 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I once threw some popcorn chicken to one of the ducks at the apartment complex where I last had a roommate. Apparently the vague relation wasn't a sticking point for the duck.

Not letting a little near-relation cannibalism get in the way of that nummy breading.


tommyrot - May 17, 2007 10:13:04 am PDT #7904 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I don't remember if this picture has ever been posted....

[link]

(Nothing to do with ducks. Or hairless cats.)