I bet for 2/3rds of my stuff they'll be going, "Why the fuck did he have this?"
Is that the porn 2/3rds?
And the thing is, I like my evil like I like my men: evil. You know, straight up, black hat, tied to the train tracks, soon my electro-ray will destroy metropolis BAD.
Buffy ,'Sleeper'
Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - May 16, 2007 9:17:06 am PDT #7643 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Connie Neil - May 16, 2007 9:19:12 am PDT #7644 of 10001
brillig
Is that the porn 2/3rds?
I should start keeping all that sort of stuff in a box/folder marked "In the event of my death, destroy without opening."
Vortex - May 16, 2007 9:23:02 am PDT #7645 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Mostly, I was stoked at what I was getting.
I got nothing. It all went to my mom and his parents.
I should start keeping all that sort of stuff in a box/folder marked "In the event of my death, destroy without opening."
you gotta have a "porn friend", that person that, in the event of your death, hustles over to your house and cleans out all of your porn/toys/naughty stuff before your relatives come to clean out your place.
tommyrot - May 16, 2007 9:23:17 am PDT #7646 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Is that the porn 2/3rds?
Yeah. I mean, the porn is a subset of the 2/3rds.
Hmmm - I think most people don't want to know what turns/turned their relatives on....
I suppose for digital porn, one could store it all in an encrypted volume and not give anyone the password. I mean, hypothetically, if one had such things....
Ailleann - May 16, 2007 9:23:34 am PDT #7647 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
I should start keeping all that sort of stuff in a box/folder marked "In the event of my death, destroy without opening."
Perhaps we should all pick a Buffista beneficiary, who can spread the porn around. Heirlooms should stay in the family, and all that.
eta: inevitable porn friend x-post
Vortex - May 16, 2007 9:24:12 am PDT #7648 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
it's an unwritten rule that the porn friend gets to keep said porn.
Sparky1 - May 16, 2007 9:24:45 am PDT #7649 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
My two sisters and I jokingly divided up my parent's assets this way: K got the house, I got everything in the house, and G got the garden shed and everything in the shed (G was not there when K and I decided this -- majority rules). I've now pointed out to them that my parents have sold the house (and the shed), so now I'm the only one who is going to inherit anything (and that's everything).
§ ita § - May 16, 2007 9:25:24 am PDT #7650 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I mean, hypothetically, if one had such things....
Digital porn? I wouldn't even know where to find any.
tommyrot - May 16, 2007 9:26:09 am PDT #7651 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
you gotta have a "porn friend", that person that, in the event of your death, hustles over to your house and cleans out all of your porn/toys/naughty stuff before your relatives come to clean out your place.
Or if one should happen to die of autoerotic asphyxiation, someone to... re-arrange stuff. (Was that in The World According to Garp ?) Or if the deceased is gay and closeted, someone to "straighten up." Or perhaps not.
Sue - May 16, 2007 9:27:20 am PDT #7652 of 10001
hip deep in pie
It's widely agreed in my family that once my parents go, the most argued-over possession will be Maurice, their cat.