Is that the porn 2/3rds?
Yeah. I mean, the porn is a subset of the 2/3rds.
Hmmm - I think most people don't want to know what turns/turned their relatives on....
I suppose for digital porn, one could store it all in an encrypted volume and not give anyone the password. I mean, hypothetically, if one had such things....
I should start keeping all that sort of stuff in a box/folder marked "In the event of my death, destroy without opening."
Perhaps we should all pick a Buffista beneficiary, who can spread the porn around. Heirlooms should stay in the family, and all that.
eta: inevitable porn friend x-post
it's an unwritten rule that the porn friend gets to keep said porn.
My two sisters and I jokingly divided up my parent's assets this way: K got the house, I got everything in the house, and G got the garden shed and everything in the shed (G was not there when K and I decided this -- majority rules). I've now pointed out to them that my parents have sold the house (and the shed), so now I'm the only one who is going to inherit anything (and that's everything).
I mean, hypothetically, if one had such things....
Digital porn? I wouldn't even know where to find any.
you gotta have a "porn friend", that person that, in the event of your death, hustles over to your house and cleans out all of your porn/toys/naughty stuff before your relatives come to clean out your place.
Or if one should happen to die of autoerotic asphyxiation, someone to... re-arrange stuff. (Was that in
The World According to Garp
?) Or if the deceased is gay and closeted, someone to "straighten up." Or perhaps not.
It's widely agreed in my family that once my parents go, the most argued-over possession will be Maurice, their cat.
I remember my parents showing us their will when they wrote it up. The main thing of impact to us was that they'd named our decidedly bachelorette aunt guardian. We still joke with her about moving in when our parents die.
Jesse, crossword puzzles, mysteries, trivia buff, exploring New York City, cooking
Encryption, yeah . . . and some instructions on where to post the unfinished fics.