Or, you know, I could be buried with a bunch of robots that are to serve me in the afterlife.
Yeah, that does seem more likely to be useful than mummified servants and pets.
Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.
Buffy ,'Beneath You'
Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
amych - May 16, 2007 5:32:07 am PDT #7584 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
§ ita § - May 16, 2007 5:37:41 am PDT #7585 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Robots won't live on into the afterlife. Don't be silly. Or, perhaps more accurately, mummified servants and pets stand similar chances of making it to the afterlife to yours.
bon bon - May 16, 2007 5:39:41 am PDT #7586 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Agreed, don't pay a lawyer for something you can fill out a form for. Make sure it is TOTALLY COMPLETE and don't skip any of the requirements, and you should be fine.
shrift - May 16, 2007 5:41:31 am PDT #7587 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Why did I wear a wrap skirt on a windy day?
Wearing a skirt in Chicago is a gamble every day.
tommyrot - May 16, 2007 5:42:51 am PDT #7588 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Robots won't live on into the afterlife. Don't be silly. Or, perhaps more accurately, mummified servants and pets stand similar chances of making it to the afterlife to yours.
What about a robot... with a soul?
Which reminds me of the episode of The Brak Show where Thunderclese dies and goes to heaven: "I'm a robot. I shouldn't even be here!"
Theodosia - May 16, 2007 5:51:42 am PDT #7589 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Thanks for the advice and links, both! I shall check them out pronto.
Seriously, if I had more than two cats to provide for, I'd go the full-metal-lawyer route, but as long as I can write up something relatively simple (so that my estate goes to my brothers with "please use it for the kids as you see fit") that will make life easier, that would be great. Being that there's a whole damn house to dispose of now, my 'estate' has some bling-bling in it.
msbelle - May 16, 2007 5:52:12 am PDT #7590 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Fred Phelps crazy is beyond my comprehension.
I feel like warmed up ass today. I have about 1 day a week like this. I'd like it to stop. It' not enough to keep me home, but I go through the whole day feeling behind and draggy and knowing I am missing half of what needs attention.
Kat - May 16, 2007 5:54:47 am PDT #7591 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
sorry about the dragginess, msbelle.
I am cold and I am tired. I would like a nap but instead am going to the hospital.
Vortex - May 16, 2007 6:06:37 am PDT #7592 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
That picture makes me think of bukkake snowballing.
Someone has to say it.
at least it wasn't milk
Lee - May 16, 2007 6:09:06 am PDT #7593 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Why did I wear a wrap skirt on a windy day?
Accident prone people DO exist!
(sorry, I couldn't resist)
I need to do up my will and stuff. I've been saying that for about a decade, but it might happen someday.