Why did I wear a wrap skirt on a windy day?
Wearing a skirt in Chicago is a gamble every day.
Never goes smooth. How come it never goes smooth?
Mal ,'Safe'
Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - May 16, 2007 5:41:31 am PDT #7587 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
tommyrot - May 16, 2007 5:42:51 am PDT #7588 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Robots won't live on into the afterlife. Don't be silly. Or, perhaps more accurately, mummified servants and pets stand similar chances of making it to the afterlife to yours.
What about a robot... with a soul?
Which reminds me of the episode of The Brak Show where Thunderclese dies and goes to heaven: "I'm a robot. I shouldn't even be here!"
Theodosia - May 16, 2007 5:51:42 am PDT #7589 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Thanks for the advice and links, both! I shall check them out pronto.
Seriously, if I had more than two cats to provide for, I'd go the full-metal-lawyer route, but as long as I can write up something relatively simple (so that my estate goes to my brothers with "please use it for the kids as you see fit") that will make life easier, that would be great. Being that there's a whole damn house to dispose of now, my 'estate' has some bling-bling in it.
msbelle - May 16, 2007 5:52:12 am PDT #7590 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Fred Phelps crazy is beyond my comprehension.
I feel like warmed up ass today. I have about 1 day a week like this. I'd like it to stop. It' not enough to keep me home, but I go through the whole day feeling behind and draggy and knowing I am missing half of what needs attention.
Kat - May 16, 2007 5:54:47 am PDT #7591 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
sorry about the dragginess, msbelle.
I am cold and I am tired. I would like a nap but instead am going to the hospital.
Vortex - May 16, 2007 6:06:37 am PDT #7592 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
That picture makes me think of bukkake snowballing.
Someone has to say it.
at least it wasn't milk
Lee - May 16, 2007 6:09:06 am PDT #7593 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Why did I wear a wrap skirt on a windy day?
Accident prone people DO exist!
(sorry, I couldn't resist)
I need to do up my will and stuff. I've been saying that for about a decade, but it might happen someday.
tommyrot - May 16, 2007 6:12:34 am PDT #7594 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'm leaving my retirement $ to my sis and her GF. (Didn't need a will for that.) Otherwise I don't have much to will away... hmmm, I wonder who would want a 48 year old car....
Jessica - May 16, 2007 6:15:46 am PDT #7595 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
the corpulent false prophet Jerry Falwell, who spent his entire life prophesying lies and false doctrines like "God loves everyone".
You know, I don't remember ever hearing those exact words coming out of Falwell's mouth, but I'm all in favor of putting the conflicting flavors of hate-filled crazy together in one room and letting them fight it out.
lisah - May 16, 2007 6:37:00 am PDT #7596 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
ack! Why can't I get to google? (Not being able to open google always makes me feel like the world is ending.)