Why did I wear a wrap skirt on a windy day?
Accident prone people DO exist!
(sorry, I couldn't resist)
I need to do up my will and stuff. I've been saying that for about a decade, but it might happen someday.
Who among us can ignore the allure of really funny math puns?
Willow ,'Empty Places'
Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Lee - May 16, 2007 6:09:06 am PDT #7593 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
tommyrot - May 16, 2007 6:12:34 am PDT #7594 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'm leaving my retirement $ to my sis and her GF. (Didn't need a will for that.) Otherwise I don't have much to will away... hmmm, I wonder who would want a 48 year old car....
Jessica - May 16, 2007 6:15:46 am PDT #7595 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
the corpulent false prophet Jerry Falwell, who spent his entire life prophesying lies and false doctrines like "God loves everyone".
You know, I don't remember ever hearing those exact words coming out of Falwell's mouth, but I'm all in favor of putting the conflicting flavors of hate-filled crazy together in one room and letting them fight it out.
lisah - May 16, 2007 6:37:00 am PDT #7596 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
ack! Why can't I get to google? (Not being able to open google always makes me feel like the world is ending.)
Volans - May 16, 2007 6:44:16 am PDT #7597 of 10001
move out and draw fire
And the door to my tomb would bear the following inscription:
CHECKSUM ERROR
You know, I don't remember ever hearing those exact words coming out of Falwell's mouth
They actually abbreviated that quote. It was more like "God loves everyone, except Jews, homos, niggers, liberals, immigrants, witches, wife-swappers, eggheads, working women, and those heathen ragheads."
brenda m - May 16, 2007 6:49:24 am PDT #7598 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
brenda m - May 16, 2007 6:49:32 am PDT #7599 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
ack! Why can't I get to google? (Not being able to open google always makes me feel like the world is ending.)
Well, as far as you know...
tommyrot - May 16, 2007 6:53:29 am PDT #7600 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
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lisah - May 16, 2007 6:58:11 am PDT #7601 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
Well, as far as you know...
See!! ! Wow it's making me anxious. I can't get to gmail or google maps or anything I need googlewise.
Ailleann - May 16, 2007 6:58:59 am PDT #7602 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
I'm all in favor of putting the conflicting flavors of hate-filled crazy together in one room and letting them fight it out.
Crazy Christian Cage Match!