Fred Phelps crazy is beyond my comprehension.

I feel like warmed up ass today. I have about 1 day a week like this. I'd like it to stop. It' not enough to keep me home, but I go through the whole day feeling behind and draggy and knowing I am missing half of what needs attention.

sorry about the dragginess, msbelle.

I am cold and I am tired. I would like a nap but instead am going to the hospital.

That picture makes me think of bukkake snowballing.

Someone has to say it.

at least it wasn't milk

Why did I wear a wrap skirt on a windy day?

Accident prone people DO exist!

(sorry, I couldn't resist)

I need to do up my will and stuff. I've been saying that for about a decade, but it might happen someday.

I'm leaving my retirement $ to my sis and her GF. (Didn't need a will for that.) Otherwise I don't have much to will away... hmmm, I wonder who would want a 48 year old car....

the corpulent false prophet Jerry Falwell, who spent his entire life prophesying lies and false doctrines like "God loves everyone".

You know, I don't remember ever hearing those exact words coming out of Falwell's mouth, but I'm all in favor of putting the conflicting flavors of hate-filled crazy together in one room and letting them fight it out.

ack! Why can't I get to google? (Not being able to open google always makes me feel like the world is ending.)

And the door to my tomb would bear the following inscription:

CHECKSUM ERROR

You know, I don't remember ever hearing those exact words coming out of Falwell's mouth

They actually abbreviated that quote. It was more like "God loves everyone, except Jews, homos, niggers, liberals, immigrants, witches, wife-swappers, eggheads, working women, and those heathen ragheads."

ack! Why can't I get to google? (Not being able to open google always makes me feel like the world is ending.)

Well, as far as you know...