Maybe leave a computer in there, as well? just to REALLY mess them up!
Fred: Oh my God! Angel, you're…cute! Angel: Fred, don't! Fred: Oh, but the little hands! And the hair! Angel: Hey! You're fired.
'Smile Time'
Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Toddson - May 16, 2007 5:24:21 am PDT #7579 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Volans - May 16, 2007 5:24:29 am PDT #7580 of 10001
move out and draw fire
Noah and Grace are so beautiful, and getting so big! I just go all mushy when I see photos of them.
I'm thinking I need to adjust my will, or at least my life insurance policy. I discovered that my office is very very near to the biotech and nano lab. If I see coworkers doing the Romero shuffle, I should offer coffee first, and if that doesn't work, run like hell, but of course there's always the Captain Howdy option.
tommyrot - May 16, 2007 5:25:38 am PDT #7581 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Hubby's dream is to be buried in an abandoned mine, wearing his full SCA armor and surrounded with weapons, then seal up the mine with proper inscriptions on the outside. He likes the idea of baffling future archaeologists with a warrior's tomb with modern armor and weapons and body chock full of fancy medical stuff.
Hee.
Or, you know, I could be buried with a bunch of robots that are to serve me in the afterlife. And the door to my tomb would bear the following inscription:
Not ready reading tomb A
Abort, Retry, Fail?
sarameg - May 16, 2007 5:30:18 am PDT #7582 of 10001
Why did I wear a wrap skirt on a windy day?
Jesse - May 16, 2007 5:30:29 am PDT #7583 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
the Romero shuffle
Heh.
amych - May 16, 2007 5:32:07 am PDT #7584 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Or, you know, I could be buried with a bunch of robots that are to serve me in the afterlife.
Yeah, that does seem more likely to be useful than mummified servants and pets.
§ ita § - May 16, 2007 5:37:41 am PDT #7585 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Robots won't live on into the afterlife. Don't be silly. Or, perhaps more accurately, mummified servants and pets stand similar chances of making it to the afterlife to yours.
bon bon - May 16, 2007 5:39:41 am PDT #7586 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Agreed, don't pay a lawyer for something you can fill out a form for. Make sure it is TOTALLY COMPLETE and don't skip any of the requirements, and you should be fine.
shrift - May 16, 2007 5:41:31 am PDT #7587 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Why did I wear a wrap skirt on a windy day?
Wearing a skirt in Chicago is a gamble every day.
tommyrot - May 16, 2007 5:42:51 am PDT #7588 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Robots won't live on into the afterlife. Don't be silly. Or, perhaps more accurately, mummified servants and pets stand similar chances of making it to the afterlife to yours.
What about a robot... with a soul?
Which reminds me of the episode of The Brak Show where Thunderclese dies and goes to heaven: "I'm a robot. I shouldn't even be here!"