An environmental lawyer if nothing else, Tom.
I could just claim it's part of my Viking heritage/religion/thingie. They'd have to let me do it then, right?
Willow: Something evil-crashed to earth in this. Then it broke out and slithered away to do badness.
Giles: Well, in all fairness, we don't really know about the "slithered" part. Anya: No, no, I'm sure it frisked about like a fluffy lamb.
'Never Leave Me'
Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - May 16, 2007 5:19:19 am PDT #7575 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
shrift - May 16, 2007 5:19:42 am PDT #7576 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Tom, you Viking! ETA: I knew someone would make that joke before I could type it myself.
I had a giant whitey muffin for breakfast.
§ ita § - May 16, 2007 5:19:53 am PDT #7577 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I've heard good things about Legalzoom in terms of legal document preparation. I interviewed with them and they seemed like a good operation from what little of the inside that I saw.
Signed,
Not Even Remotely Lawyerly.
Connie Neil - May 16, 2007 5:21:53 am PDT #7578 of 10001
brillig
Would I want a lawyer if in my will I want my body to be put on a log raft, along with all my possessions, which is then set on fire and left floating in Lake Michigan?
Hubby's dream is to be buried in an abandoned mine, wearing his full SCA armor and surrounded with weapons, then seal up the mine with proper inscriptions on the outside. He likes the idea of baffling future archaeologists with a warrior's tomb with modern armor and weapons and body chock full of fancy medical stuff.
Toddson - May 16, 2007 5:24:21 am PDT #7579 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Maybe leave a computer in there, as well? just to REALLY mess them up!
Volans - May 16, 2007 5:24:29 am PDT #7580 of 10001
move out and draw fire
Noah and Grace are so beautiful, and getting so big! I just go all mushy when I see photos of them.
I'm thinking I need to adjust my will, or at least my life insurance policy. I discovered that my office is very very near to the biotech and nano lab. If I see coworkers doing the Romero shuffle, I should offer coffee first, and if that doesn't work, run like hell, but of course there's always the Captain Howdy option.
tommyrot - May 16, 2007 5:25:38 am PDT #7581 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Hubby's dream is to be buried in an abandoned mine, wearing his full SCA armor and surrounded with weapons, then seal up the mine with proper inscriptions on the outside. He likes the idea of baffling future archaeologists with a warrior's tomb with modern armor and weapons and body chock full of fancy medical stuff.
Hee.
Or, you know, I could be buried with a bunch of robots that are to serve me in the afterlife. And the door to my tomb would bear the following inscription:
Not ready reading tomb A
Abort, Retry, Fail?
sarameg - May 16, 2007 5:30:18 am PDT #7582 of 10001
Why did I wear a wrap skirt on a windy day?
Jesse - May 16, 2007 5:30:29 am PDT #7583 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
the Romero shuffle
Heh.
amych - May 16, 2007 5:32:07 am PDT #7584 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Or, you know, I could be buried with a bunch of robots that are to serve me in the afterlife.
Yeah, that does seem more likely to be useful than mummified servants and pets.