I'm guessing you'll have more attendees than that.

PS invite me please.

Oh I just remembered something! We are planning on some promotional stuff for AngeLingo next fall and found a website that will put your logo onto lollipops! I so want them, so I can give them to my students when they come to office hours. But you could probably get your flamingo lollipops there.

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Is it wrong that I always think that's the sequel to that Buffy-speak book?

So being the queen of slash isn't a demonstrable talent?

Not something you can really demonstrate in a talent show, no. Watching me write porn on a cocktail napkin would be kind of boring for the audience, I think.

Is it wrong that I always think that's the sequel to that Buffy-speak book?

Not wrong at all.

Watching me write porn on a cocktail napkin would be kind of boring for the audience, I think.

You could always read it. Or you could do slash improv. Get the audience to generate two random character names for you, and then you could do the rest.

Well, I don't like public speaking and I'm not gifted at improv, and by "not gifted" I mean "dude, not enough caffeine in the world to make me good at this."

I have no idea who to invite, and frankly, I think half my friends will blow it off, anyway. It's the way of it.

I support you in email. And would in person if I could.

You could always read it. Or you could do slash improv. Get the audience to generate two random character names for you, and then you could do the rest.

I think it would have to be over IM, either projected on a screen or maybe with professional readers??

You know, Dana's really the slash queen. She turned me to the dark side, after all. I nominate her for the talent show! Knowing full well that she is on a boat and can't possibly kill me until next week.

You are inviting me and whatsisname, aren't you, Allyson?

You think he'll come?