So being the queen of slash isn't a demonstrable talent?
Not something you can really demonstrate in a talent show, no. Watching me write porn on a cocktail napkin would be kind of boring for the audience, I think.
This is my boat. They're part of my crew. No one's getting left. Best you get used to that.
Mal ,'Ariel'
Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - May 07, 2007 11:12:53 am PDT #5925 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Burrell - May 07, 2007 11:20:51 am PDT #5926 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Is it wrong that I always think that's the sequel to that Buffy-speak book?
Not wrong at all.
Watching me write porn on a cocktail napkin would be kind of boring for the audience, I think.
You could always read it. Or you could do slash improv. Get the audience to generate two random character names for you, and then you could do the rest.
shrift - May 07, 2007 11:33:00 am PDT #5927 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Well, I don't like public speaking and I'm not gifted at improv, and by "not gifted" I mean "dude, not enough caffeine in the world to make me good at this."
Vortex - May 07, 2007 11:34:18 am PDT #5928 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I have no idea who to invite, and frankly, I think half my friends will blow it off, anyway. It's the way of it.
I support you in email. And would in person if I could.
Jesse - May 07, 2007 11:37:47 am PDT #5929 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
You could always read it. Or you could do slash improv. Get the audience to generate two random character names for you, and then you could do the rest.
I think it would have to be over IM, either projected on a screen or maybe with professional readers??
shrift - May 07, 2007 11:42:09 am PDT #5930 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
You know, Dana's really the slash queen. She turned me to the dark side, after all. I nominate her for the talent show! Knowing full well that she is on a boat and can't possibly kill me until next week.
§ ita § - May 07, 2007 11:56:18 am PDT #5931 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You are inviting me and whatsisname, aren't you, Allyson?
Allyson - May 07, 2007 11:59:54 am PDT #5932 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
You think he'll come?
Scrappy - May 07, 2007 12:02:50 pm PDT #5933 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
What about me? Can I get an invite for me and Dude?
Allyson - May 07, 2007 12:05:09 pm PDT #5934 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I'll even make you a pop-up one!