You could always read it. Or you could do slash improv. Get the audience to generate two random character names for you, and then you could do the rest.
I think it would have to be over IM, either projected on a screen or maybe with professional readers??
You know, Dana's
really
the slash queen. She turned me to the dark side, after all. I nominate her for the talent show! Knowing full well that she is on a boat and can't possibly kill me until next week.
You are inviting me and whatsisname, aren't you, Allyson?
What about me? Can I get an invite for me and Dude?
I'll even make you a pop-up one!
So, I have yet to hear from the family friends/tourists with whom I have early dinner plans. They asked for my phone numbers, "so we don't just show up at your office building, ha!" But now I'm afraid that's exactly what might happen! Confusing.
I want to go! Getting to L.A. seems unlikely though. Did some pimping the book this weekend at the comic book thing.
Classic -- they called, from a pay phone, and I couldn't hear a g.d. thing, and then my phone died! ISTG.
Timelies all!
Happy Birthday Gloomcookie!