Is it wrong that I always think that's the sequel to that Buffy-speak book?
Not wrong at all.
Watching me write porn on a cocktail napkin would be kind of boring for the audience, I think.
You could always read it. Or you could do slash improv. Get the audience to generate two random character names for you, and then you could do the rest.
Well, I don't like public speaking and I'm not gifted at improv, and by "not gifted" I mean "dude, not enough caffeine in the world to make me good at this."
I have no idea who to invite, and frankly, I think half my friends will blow it off, anyway. It's the way of it.
I support you in email. And would in person if I could.
You could always read it. Or you could do slash improv. Get the audience to generate two random character names for you, and then you could do the rest.
I think it would have to be over IM, either projected on a screen or maybe with professional readers??
You know, Dana's
really
the slash queen. She turned me to the dark side, after all. I nominate her for the talent show! Knowing full well that she is on a boat and can't possibly kill me until next week.
You are inviting me and whatsisname, aren't you, Allyson?
What about me? Can I get an invite for me and Dude?
I'll even make you a pop-up one!
So, I have yet to hear from the family friends/tourists with whom I have early dinner plans. They asked for my phone numbers, "so we don't just show up at your office building, ha!" But now I'm afraid that's exactly what might happen! Confusing.