To commemorate a past event, you kill and eat an animal. It's a ritual sacrifice, with pie.

Anya ,'Sleeper'


Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kathy A - Apr 19, 2007 7:18:28 am PDT #3432 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

During timeouts Sara says, "I want a new mommy."

Reminds me of the last time I ever babysat (for my cousin's three kids about 10 years ago). During the one bathroom break I took, the middle kid managed to jump from the play desk that I had warned him off of earlier in the day and bumped his arm a bit. He was fine, but went into immediate dramatic hysterics and then ran to the back door and plastered himself against it, screaming at me, "You're a bad babysitter!!"

Oh my god, I need to be dead now. My throat was sore yesterday, and now I know why.

My body stalled out at just the sore throat, which came on during the evening hours on Monday. I hope it doesn't develop any further and eventually will go away!


Sean K - Apr 19, 2007 7:18:44 am PDT #3433 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I was thinking of bashing my own brains in with the shovel, Fred.


Gudanov - Apr 19, 2007 7:24:17 am PDT #3434 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Hang on Sean, the end of the error is coming in 2008.


Daisy Jane - Apr 19, 2007 7:33:30 am PDT #3435 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Asked in Bitches, forgot that this is where we were talking carryons. Am I allowed lipgloss? Does it have to be one ounce? I just want to look pretty when I get there!


Cashmere - Apr 19, 2007 7:35:51 am PDT #3436 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

DJ, they asked me about lipgloss last time. As long as it fits in the quart bag they want you to put everything in, you're good.


tommyrot - Apr 19, 2007 7:37:49 am PDT #3437 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Fox news says Cho Seung-Hui might have been possessed by the Devil:

Was Cho Seung-Hui schizophrenic … psychotic … manic-depressive? Or were the shooting deaths of 32 people, including Cho himself, at Virginia Tech University part of the ongoing struggle between God and Satan … good against evil … lightness and darkness?

Could Cho have been possessed by the Devil? Could that explain the massacre at Virginia Tech?

Dr. Richard Roberts, president of Oral Roberts University, shouts an unequivocal “Yes!”

“Based on what I’ve seen in the news," Roberts said in an interview, "there’s no doubt that this act was Satanic in origin."

Roberts added that he doesn’t know if it was Satanic “possession” or “oppression.” Possession, he said, occurs when Satan takes over a person’s life, and the person’s actions are dictated by demonic possession within. Roberts says he’s seen this type and has seen the Devil cast out of a person.

Satanic “oppression," on the other hand, is "that which comes against." "It’s not in a person, but is coming against them, trying to put evil thoughts in their minds,” Roberts said.

He said that the evil thoughts in Satanic oppression can be fairly innocuous, or they can be harmful. And the oppression can be in the form of fear, depression or discouragement, he said, because “Satan comes to kill, steal and destroy.”

Roberts says we’ll never know whether Cho was "possessed" or "oppressed," because the killer has died. But he did leave a note blasting everyone around him, calling them “rich kids,” and “deceitful charlatans,” and then blaming them, saying “you made me do this.”

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Miracleman - Apr 19, 2007 7:39:21 am PDT #3438 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Hey speaking of wanting to hit yourself in the head with a shovel:

Fox News presents: Did The Devil Make Him Do It?


tommyrot - Apr 19, 2007 7:40:35 am PDT #3439 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Is a Satanic x-post a sign of Satanic possession?


Daisy Jane - Apr 19, 2007 7:42:00 am PDT #3440 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Do I have to put it in a bag?

Nevermind. I'm just gonna check it.

See y'all in SF!


Miracleman - Apr 19, 2007 7:42:18 am PDT #3441 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Whoops. Look at that, tommyrot. We're both reading crappy news.