Is a Satanic x-post a sign of Satanic possession?
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Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here
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Do I have to put it in a bag?
Nevermind. I'm just gonna check it.
See y'all in SF!
Whoops. Look at that, tommyrot. We're both reading crappy news.
This is exactly the reason we need to have mandatory exorcisms as part of freshman orientation.
This is exactly the reason we need to have mandatory exorcisms as part of freshman orientation.
Or maybe make "Satanic possession" one of the items looked for in a gun purchase background check.
Daisy, do you have a pants pocket you could put the lipgloss in? Then you don't need a ziploc bag! Not that I would ever advocate smuggling anything on to an airplane.
Do I have to put it in a bag?
I had to put my Mary Kay lip balm into a ziplock bag all by its lonesome. It was the only thing in my carry on that I had to put in the baggy but they insisted.
But at least they provided me with a ziplock.
So we're still supposed to be afraid of the dread weapon lipgloss?
Someday. Someday sanity may return.
But probably not today, and not to me. You know that snippet that's played in some damn commercial that goes "WooooHOOHOOHOO ooowooooHOOHOOHOO." Some combination of ventilation or some wierd machinery outside or SOMETHING is making that same sound. And it smells like diesel exhaust. And I'm flying blind on a project because no one is answering their fricking emails.
So.
Dr. Richard Roberts, president of Oral Roberts University, shouts an unequivocal “Yes!”
I am shocked, SHOCKED!--no, wait, what's the opposite of shocked?
Or maybe make "Satanic possession" one of the items looked for in a gun purchase background check.
Yeah, but there's all sorts of loopholes for that:
Gun Shop Owner: "...okay, and are you now or have ever been possessed by a demon or Satan?"
Gun Purchaser: (eyes glowing green, head wreathed in flame, black ichor dripping from his lips to sizzle on the floor) "No."
Gun Shop Owner: "Are you sure?"
Gun Purchaser: "Yes. I am possessed by the Mesopotamian God of Pain and Death Galapituska!"
Gun Shop Owner: "Well, nothing against that...come pick up your AK-47 in 3 to 5 days."
Gun Purchaser: "Thank you. May your death be swift and your entrails adorn the Throne of Blood in the deep after."
Gun Shop Owner: "You have a nice day, too."