Is a Satanic x-post a sign of Satanic possession?
She growls?! You made her so she growls?!
Buffy ,'Get It Done'
Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Apr 19, 2007 7:40:35 am PDT #3439 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Daisy Jane - Apr 19, 2007 7:42:00 am PDT #3440 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Do I have to put it in a bag?
Nevermind. I'm just gonna check it.
See y'all in SF!
Miracleman - Apr 19, 2007 7:42:18 am PDT #3441 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Whoops. Look at that, tommyrot. We're both reading crappy news.
Gudanov - Apr 19, 2007 7:43:43 am PDT #3442 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
This is exactly the reason we need to have mandatory exorcisms as part of freshman orientation.
tommyrot - Apr 19, 2007 7:44:59 am PDT #3443 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
This is exactly the reason we need to have mandatory exorcisms as part of freshman orientation.
Or maybe make "Satanic possession" one of the items looked for in a gun purchase background check.
Jesse - Apr 19, 2007 7:45:00 am PDT #3444 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Daisy, do you have a pants pocket you could put the lipgloss in? Then you don't need a ziploc bag! Not that I would ever advocate smuggling anything on to an airplane.
Cashmere - Apr 19, 2007 7:46:34 am PDT #3445 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Do I have to put it in a bag?
I had to put my Mary Kay lip balm into a ziplock bag all by its lonesome. It was the only thing in my carry on that I had to put in the baggy but they insisted.
But at least they provided me with a ziplock.
sarameg - Apr 19, 2007 7:47:11 am PDT #3446 of 10001
So we're still supposed to be afraid of the dread weapon lipgloss?
Someday. Someday sanity may return.
But probably not today, and not to me. You know that snippet that's played in some damn commercial that goes "WooooHOOHOOHOO ooowooooHOOHOOHOO." Some combination of ventilation or some wierd machinery outside or SOMETHING is making that same sound. And it smells like diesel exhaust. And I'm flying blind on a project because no one is answering their fricking emails.
So.
Jessica - Apr 19, 2007 7:47:45 am PDT #3447 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Dr. Richard Roberts, president of Oral Roberts University, shouts an unequivocal “Yes!”
I am shocked, SHOCKED!--no, wait, what's the opposite of shocked?
Miracleman - Apr 19, 2007 7:50:59 am PDT #3448 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Or maybe make "Satanic possession" one of the items looked for in a gun purchase background check.
Yeah, but there's all sorts of loopholes for that:
Gun Shop Owner: "...okay, and are you now or have ever been possessed by a demon or Satan?"
Gun Purchaser: (eyes glowing green, head wreathed in flame, black ichor dripping from his lips to sizzle on the floor) "No."
Gun Shop Owner: "Are you sure?"
Gun Purchaser: "Yes. I am possessed by the Mesopotamian God of Pain and Death Galapituska!"
Gun Shop Owner: "Well, nothing against that...come pick up your AK-47 in 3 to 5 days."
Gun Purchaser: "Thank you. May your death be swift and your entrails adorn the Throne of Blood in the deep after."
Gun Shop Owner: "You have a nice day, too."