It's rarely wise to hit people with shovels. It leave a bad impression on their minds.

During timeouts Sara says, "I want a new mommy."

Reminds me of the last time I ever babysat (for my cousin's three kids about 10 years ago). During the one bathroom break I took, the middle kid managed to jump from the play desk that I had warned him off of earlier in the day and bumped his arm a bit. He was fine, but went into immediate dramatic hysterics and then ran to the back door and plastered himself against it, screaming at me, "You're a bad babysitter!!"

Oh my god, I need to be dead now. My throat was sore yesterday, and now I know why.

My body stalled out at just the sore throat, which came on during the evening hours on Monday. I hope it doesn't develop any further and eventually will go away!

I was thinking of bashing my own brains in with the shovel, Fred.

Hang on Sean, the end of the error is coming in 2008.

Asked in Bitches, forgot that this is where we were talking carryons. Am I allowed lipgloss? Does it have to be one ounce? I just want to look pretty when I get there!

DJ, they asked me about lipgloss last time. As long as it fits in the quart bag they want you to put everything in, you're good.

Fox news says Cho Seung-Hui might have been possessed by the Devil:

Was Cho Seung-Hui schizophrenic … psychotic … manic-depressive? Or were the shooting deaths of 32 people, including Cho himself, at Virginia Tech University part of the ongoing struggle between God and Satan … good against evil … lightness and darkness?

Could Cho have been possessed by the Devil? Could that explain the massacre at Virginia Tech?

Dr. Richard Roberts, president of Oral Roberts University, shouts an unequivocal “Yes!”

“Based on what I’ve seen in the news," Roberts said in an interview, "there’s no doubt that this act was Satanic in origin."

Roberts added that he doesn’t know if it was Satanic “possession” or “oppression.” Possession, he said, occurs when Satan takes over a person’s life, and the person’s actions are dictated by demonic possession within. Roberts says he’s seen this type and has seen the Devil cast out of a person.

Satanic “oppression," on the other hand, is "that which comes against." "It’s not in a person, but is coming against them, trying to put evil thoughts in their minds,” Roberts said.

He said that the evil thoughts in Satanic oppression can be fairly innocuous, or they can be harmful. And the oppression can be in the form of fear, depression or discouragement, he said, because “Satan comes to kill, steal and destroy.”

Roberts says we’ll never know whether Cho was "possessed" or "oppressed," because the killer has died. But he did leave a note blasting everyone around him, calling them “rich kids,” and “deceitful charlatans,” and then blaming them, saying “you made me do this.”

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Hey speaking of wanting to hit yourself in the head with a shovel:

Fox News presents: Did The Devil Make Him Do It?

Is a Satanic x-post a sign of Satanic possession?

Do I have to put it in a bag?

Nevermind. I'm just gonna check it.

See y'all in SF!