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'Objects In Space'


Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Apr 09, 2007 3:09:16 pm PDT #1509 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Man, another fire half a block away. Actually, not even that. It looks cater corner. The half a block away one was two weeks ago. I really have to get going on that renter's insurance.

Place smells like ash.


Jesse - Apr 09, 2007 3:10:51 pm PDT #1510 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I went back to find the TAR talk, and found this as well:

Announcement: I have been earwormed with the Alanis version of My Humps all weekend long. Including breaking into song in front of my deeply confused in-laws.

Ha! I was totally singing it all weekend, too! Good times. It was actually a very Buffista-looking gathering, since usually at least two people were on their laptops at any given time. There was a great deal of YouTube-ing.


Steph L. - Apr 09, 2007 3:25:56 pm PDT #1511 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I am so sad and pop-culture-ignorant.* I have NO idea what the real version of "My Humps" sounds like, or even who performs it.

I'm glad there's wireless access in this cave.

*(As if my tagline didn't reveal how completely uncool I am.)


Jesse - Apr 09, 2007 3:28:43 pm PDT #1512 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Fergie, Steph. She is a menace. I can't stand how much I enjoy her songs, because she's terrible.


§ ita § - Apr 09, 2007 3:31:24 pm PDT #1513 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Julio called me five times today. On the fifth time he got through. Do I still want to meet, he asked. Who are you? I replied. Do you still want to meet was all he could repeat. Finally he said "About the bail bond thing."

I counted. There are 11 words in my voicemail outgoing message. Two of them are my first name.

Do people really pay that little attention? He even paged me through the voicemail system, which is just annoying.


Jessica - Apr 09, 2007 3:31:43 pm PDT #1514 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Fergie, Steph

My Humps is Fergie too? My god, that woman is the queen of "Nobody understands what the fuck I'm singing about, but they're pretty sure it's about sex."

(Signed, Still Doesn't Know What The Hell The London Bridge Is Supposed To Be, Also, Why Is It The Tower Bridge In The Video?)


beth b - Apr 09, 2007 3:33:55 pm PDT #1515 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I don't know the original - but I am earwormed by it.


-t - Apr 09, 2007 3:33:56 pm PDT #1516 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Fergie /= Duchess of York and WW spokeswoman. I have to remind myself of this everytime the name comes up.


Jesse - Apr 09, 2007 3:35:14 pm PDT #1517 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Do people really pay that little attention?

Yes. There have been phases where I got multiple extended messages for some kind of business office -- once some money manager or something, once a doctor.

My Humps is Fergie too? My god, that woman is the queen of "Nobody understands what the fuck I'm singing about, but they're pretty sure it's about sex."

Yes. At least "My Humps" is clear! I mean, I may not know how someone's going to get love drunk off my humps, but "Whatcha gonna do with all that ass inside them jeans?/I'ma make make make make you scream" is fairly explicit, no?


§ ita § - Apr 09, 2007 3:35:16 pm PDT #1518 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Fergie isn't Colin either, for those of you keeping track.

But she is, I think, in Project Terror, if I don't mistake my really ugly women.