Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?

Zoe ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


beth b - Apr 09, 2007 3:33:55 pm PDT #1515 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I don't know the original - but I am earwormed by it.


-t - Apr 09, 2007 3:33:56 pm PDT #1516 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Fergie /= Duchess of York and WW spokeswoman. I have to remind myself of this everytime the name comes up.


Jesse - Apr 09, 2007 3:35:14 pm PDT #1517 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Do people really pay that little attention?

Yes. There have been phases where I got multiple extended messages for some kind of business office -- once some money manager or something, once a doctor.

My Humps is Fergie too? My god, that woman is the queen of "Nobody understands what the fuck I'm singing about, but they're pretty sure it's about sex."

Yes. At least "My Humps" is clear! I mean, I may not know how someone's going to get love drunk off my humps, but "Whatcha gonna do with all that ass inside them jeans?/I'ma make make make make you scream" is fairly explicit, no?


§ ita § - Apr 09, 2007 3:35:16 pm PDT #1518 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Fergie isn't Colin either, for those of you keeping track.

But she is, I think, in Project Terror, if I don't mistake my really ugly women.


§ ita § - Apr 09, 2007 3:36:14 pm PDT #1519 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

There have been phases where I got multiple extended messages for some kind of business office

I got a few of these on my home voicemail, and half of that outgoing message is in French. So you're right, and I should have known.


Steph L. - Apr 09, 2007 3:38:48 pm PDT #1520 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Okay, a quick spin through YouTube, wherein I found both the original and the Alanis version, has confirmed that I had, in fact, at least heard the opening 5-10 seconds of the Fergie version before. I just didn't know what song it was.

I made it through about half of the Fergie version, and maybe 45 seconds of the Alanis version. Don't get me wrong; I think that Alanis is fucking *brilliant* w/the cover, but it's still a weird song, and I should be doing yoga.


DavidS - Apr 09, 2007 3:40:30 pm PDT #1521 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

That's very exciting news, Allyson. Yay!

In other good news, I (a) had a very productive writing day and (b) I got an email from the editor of the Oxford American asking me to pitch a short piece on something I love about the South. An Ode to _______ something. And they pay money for that.

So what do I want to write about?

Possible subjects...

RC Cola
Cicadas
Scrub Pine
Faulknerian Family Histories
Beauty Salons
Humidity
Pickup Truck Mischief
William Eggleston
Tav Falco's Panther Burns
Coral Rock
Creeks
Tadpoles


Steph L. - Apr 09, 2007 3:42:34 pm PDT #1522 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Beauty Salons

Could there *be* any other topic?

Though I'd like to read your take on Faulknerian family histories. And creeks.


beth b - Apr 09, 2007 3:43:05 pm PDT #1523 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

RC Cola or Humidity


juliana - Apr 09, 2007 3:44:41 pm PDT #1524 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Pick Up Truck Mischief, natch