I am so sad and pop-culture-ignorant.* I have NO idea what the real version of "My Humps" sounds like, or even who performs it.
I'm glad there's wireless access in this cave.
*(As if my tagline didn't reveal how completely uncool I am.)
Harmony: Somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest unicorn. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in tenth grade. Brad: What? Had to get her something. She sired me. Peaches: Sire-whipped.
'Beneath You'
Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Apr 09, 2007 3:25:56 pm PDT #1511 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Jesse - Apr 09, 2007 3:28:43 pm PDT #1512 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Fergie, Steph. She is a menace. I can't stand how much I enjoy her songs, because she's terrible.
§ ita § - Apr 09, 2007 3:31:24 pm PDT #1513 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Julio called me five times today. On the fifth time he got through. Do I still want to meet, he asked. Who are you? I replied. Do you still want to meet was all he could repeat. Finally he said "About the bail bond thing."
I counted. There are 11 words in my voicemail outgoing message. Two of them are my first name.
Do people really pay that little attention? He even paged me through the voicemail system, which is just annoying.
Jessica - Apr 09, 2007 3:31:43 pm PDT #1514 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Fergie, Steph
My Humps is Fergie too? My god, that woman is the queen of "Nobody understands what the fuck I'm singing about, but they're pretty sure it's about sex."
(Signed, Still Doesn't Know What The Hell The London Bridge Is Supposed To Be, Also, Why Is It The Tower Bridge In The Video?)
beth b - Apr 09, 2007 3:33:55 pm PDT #1515 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
I don't know the original - but I am earwormed by it.
-t - Apr 09, 2007 3:33:56 pm PDT #1516 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Fergie /= Duchess of York and WW spokeswoman. I have to remind myself of this everytime the name comes up.
Jesse - Apr 09, 2007 3:35:14 pm PDT #1517 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Do people really pay that little attention?
Yes. There have been phases where I got multiple extended messages for some kind of business office -- once some money manager or something, once a doctor.
My Humps is Fergie too? My god, that woman is the queen of "Nobody understands what the fuck I'm singing about, but they're pretty sure it's about sex."
Yes. At least "My Humps" is clear! I mean, I may not know how someone's going to get love drunk off my humps, but "Whatcha gonna do with all that ass inside them jeans?/I'ma make make make make you scream" is fairly explicit, no?
§ ita § - Apr 09, 2007 3:35:16 pm PDT #1518 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Fergie isn't Colin either, for those of you keeping track.
But she is, I think, in Project Terror, if I don't mistake my really ugly women.
§ ita § - Apr 09, 2007 3:36:14 pm PDT #1519 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
There have been phases where I got multiple extended messages for some kind of business office
I got a few of these on my home voicemail, and half of that outgoing message is in French. So you're right, and I should have known.
Steph L. - Apr 09, 2007 3:38:48 pm PDT #1520 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Okay, a quick spin through YouTube, wherein I found both the original and the Alanis version, has confirmed that I had, in fact, at least heard the opening 5-10 seconds of the Fergie version before. I just didn't know what song it was.
I made it through about half of the Fergie version, and maybe 45 seconds of the Alanis version. Don't get me wrong; I think that Alanis is fucking *brilliant* w/the cover, but it's still a weird song, and I should be doing yoga.