Erin, I read this
And calling my principal to tell him to get subs for my classes the rest of the day cause I was IN JAIL was so awesome.
as unironic. Sorry.
Xander: Hey, Red. What you got in the basket, little girl? Buffy: Weapons.
Xander/Buffy ,'Help'
Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - Mar 12, 2007 11:48:19 am PDT #452 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Sean K - Mar 12, 2007 11:49:04 am PDT #453 of 10003
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Seany, you all choose a hotel yet?
No. We're slacking hard. Haven't even looked.
Strix - Mar 12, 2007 11:51:53 am PDT #454 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Pffft. Don't worry about it. Ironic, unironic -- I'm not in a tizzy.
It's like most of the really shitty things that I have been worrying about happening to me because of this whole car/ticket thing have already happened, so what else can i do but find the funny in it? I. . .
owe money out the ass
have had no car since 12/16
have been to jail TWICE
Nobody made me their bitch, and I only have a couple of scars from the car accident, so it's deal-with-able, yes?
Aims - Mar 12, 2007 11:52:24 am PDT #455 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I've looked, and found decent rates, but I need to quit being snobby.
beth b - Mar 12, 2007 11:54:53 am PDT #456 of 10003
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
I need to see that movie.
and Erin you win for the worst monday - sounds very similar to a situation a friend of mine got in. - She had broken the law- and in trying to fix things ended up in jail while her DH got things straigtened out. - and if she had known what was going on , she could have done things differently and not ended up in jail. ( there was plenty to deal with , without the jail part)
DavidS - Mar 12, 2007 11:58:38 am PDT #457 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Erin, you're practically a folk hero by now.
Well, you are in my particular cosmology anyway.
You should teach a class at the Learning Center: "How to Make Interesting Mistakes and Lead a Fabulous Life - Learn From An Actual Odalisque."
Was the leather belt flattering to your waistline?
tommyrot - Mar 12, 2007 12:00:25 pm PDT #458 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Erin, you're practically a folk hero by now.
Someone just needs to write a folk song about her....
Strix - Mar 12, 2007 12:01:14 pm PDT #459 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Was the leather belt flattering to your waistline?
No lie; I actually DID tell the cops I would like it to hang a little lower on my hips!
Strix - Mar 12, 2007 12:02:43 pm PDT #460 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Someone just needs to write a folk song about her....
"The Broad We Call...Erin!"
Lemme just say if my statue ends up on some mudder planet somewhere, I'd better look cute!
-t - Mar 12, 2007 12:02:52 pm PDT #461 of 10003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Wow, Erin, you lead the most exciting life. You should write your memoir. Or, you know, start it anyway. I doubt you're done doing the stuff that needs to be written about.
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