Hmm, things I'm not going to say today but want to:
*ring*
"(company name), this is Joe, stop calling."
*ring*
"(company name), this is Joe, stop calling."
*ring*
"(company name), this is Joe, stop calling..."
Everything looks good from here... Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land.' I think we should call it 'your grave!' Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die! Oh, no, God! Oh, dear God in heaven!
Wash ,'Serenity'
Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Miracleman - Feb 21, 2007 7:19:35 am PST #2454 of 10001
I can do this all day
Jessica - Feb 21, 2007 7:19:55 am PST #2455 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
It always takes me a few minutes in the morning to process "Smudgy foreheads...ashes...Wednesday...Ash Wednesday!" and then a few more before I remember that Ash Wednesday is the day after Fat Tuesday, and always has been. But somehow, I can never remember in advance from one year to the next.
Jesse - Feb 21, 2007 7:27:12 am PST #2456 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Dagnabbit, the Diet Coke I just bought is flat. I hate that!
tommyrot - Feb 21, 2007 7:28:54 am PST #2457 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Dagnabbit, the Diet Coke I just bought is flat. I hate that!
How does that happen? Evil gnomes sneaking into stockrooms and opening up soda containers?
Jesse - Feb 21, 2007 7:31:49 am PST #2458 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Well, now I'm afraid it was Tampered With, since it was sitting by itself in front of several lined-up rows of bottles.
bon bon - Feb 21, 2007 7:36:43 am PST #2459 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Jesse, you're gonna DIE!
Jesse - Feb 21, 2007 7:37:56 am PST #2460 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Now I'm hold with a nice lady at Coke who keeps saying "wow -- that's completely not to our standards." Now the issue is being "heavily documentated."
So that's good. If I wake up dead, at least the world will know why!
Consuela - Feb 21, 2007 7:38:46 am PST #2461 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Oh, man, I'm miserable. Came into work because I have no sick leave yet, and everything hurts. Breathing, talking, drinking, coughing. Coughing really hurts--my throat feels absolutely raw from all the coughing I did last night. But I have to cough because I have gunk in my chest!
My brother who gave me this cold owes me big time. Bastard.
Dana - Feb 21, 2007 7:38:55 am PST #2462 of 10001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
Plus, you'll probably get a coupon for a free Coke.
shrift - Feb 21, 2007 7:39:23 am PST #2463 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Shit I Didn't Say: "Not only is what you are asking me to do incredibly stupid, you also misspelled it."