Now I'm hold with a nice lady at Coke who keeps saying "wow -- that's completely not to our standards." Now the issue is being "heavily documentated."
So that's good. If I wake up dead, at least the world will know why!
'Shindig'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Now I'm hold with a nice lady at Coke who keeps saying "wow -- that's completely not to our standards." Now the issue is being "heavily documentated."
So that's good. If I wake up dead, at least the world will know why!
Oh, man, I'm miserable. Came into work because I have no sick leave yet, and everything hurts. Breathing, talking, drinking, coughing. Coughing really hurts--my throat feels absolutely raw from all the coughing I did last night. But I have to cough because I have gunk in my chest!
My brother who gave me this cold owes me big time. Bastard.
Plus, you'll probably get a coupon for a free Coke.
Shit I Didn't Say: "Not only is what you are asking me to do incredibly stupid, you also misspelled it."
Tell 'em there's a MOUSE in your Diet Coke!!!
Sorry shirft!
Tell 'em there's a MOUSE in your Diet Coke!!!
Or a FINGER!!
Or a mouse and a finger!
A free six pack! And it turns out, the bottle expired last NOVEMBER. Stupid deli -- someone must have found it in a corner and put it on the front of the shelves, because I know their stock turns around fast, normally.
Jesse's going to get Cola Cancer!
Dana, were you there for my spectacular slip on the ice at the 2005 Connexions curling expedition? I understand it was a textbook-perfect "slip on a banana peel and go flying" sort of maneuver, though I wasn't in a position to either see or enjoy it.
I got upended at Tahoe this weekend. JZ's brother went scooting into me on his sled-disk and my feet went way up in the air. Fortunately, I landed on him.
I have a can of diet ginger ale that's....underfilled or something. Negative pressure, in any case. I'm kinda afraid to open it. But too curious to toss it.