It always takes me a few minutes in the morning to process "Smudgy foreheads...ashes...Wednesday...Ash Wednesday!" and then a few more before I remember that Ash Wednesday is the day after Fat Tuesday, and always has been. But somehow, I can never remember in advance from one year to the next.
Mmm. Wife soup. I must've done good.
Wash ,'War Stories'
Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Feb 21, 2007 7:19:55 am PST #2455 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Jesse - Feb 21, 2007 7:27:12 am PST #2456 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Dagnabbit, the Diet Coke I just bought is flat. I hate that!
tommyrot - Feb 21, 2007 7:28:54 am PST #2457 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Dagnabbit, the Diet Coke I just bought is flat. I hate that!
How does that happen? Evil gnomes sneaking into stockrooms and opening up soda containers?
Jesse - Feb 21, 2007 7:31:49 am PST #2458 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Well, now I'm afraid it was Tampered With, since it was sitting by itself in front of several lined-up rows of bottles.
bon bon - Feb 21, 2007 7:36:43 am PST #2459 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Jesse, you're gonna DIE!
Jesse - Feb 21, 2007 7:37:56 am PST #2460 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Now I'm hold with a nice lady at Coke who keeps saying "wow -- that's completely not to our standards." Now the issue is being "heavily documentated."
So that's good. If I wake up dead, at least the world will know why!
Consuela - Feb 21, 2007 7:38:46 am PST #2461 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Oh, man, I'm miserable. Came into work because I have no sick leave yet, and everything hurts. Breathing, talking, drinking, coughing. Coughing really hurts--my throat feels absolutely raw from all the coughing I did last night. But I have to cough because I have gunk in my chest!
My brother who gave me this cold owes me big time. Bastard.
Dana - Feb 21, 2007 7:38:55 am PST #2462 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Plus, you'll probably get a coupon for a free Coke.
shrift - Feb 21, 2007 7:39:23 am PST #2463 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Shit I Didn't Say: "Not only is what you are asking me to do incredibly stupid, you also misspelled it."
Aims - Feb 21, 2007 7:39:34 am PST #2464 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Tell 'em there's a MOUSE in your Diet Coke!!!