Well, now I'm afraid it was Tampered With, since it was sitting by itself in front of several lined-up rows of bottles.
Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse, you're gonna DIE!
Now I'm hold with a nice lady at Coke who keeps saying "wow -- that's completely not to our standards." Now the issue is being "heavily documentated."
So that's good. If I wake up dead, at least the world will know why!
Oh, man, I'm miserable. Came into work because I have no sick leave yet, and everything hurts. Breathing, talking, drinking, coughing. Coughing really hurts--my throat feels absolutely raw from all the coughing I did last night. But I have to cough because I have gunk in my chest!
My brother who gave me this cold owes me big time. Bastard.
Plus, you'll probably get a coupon for a free Coke.
Shit I Didn't Say: "Not only is what you are asking me to do incredibly stupid, you also misspelled it."
Tell 'em there's a MOUSE in your Diet Coke!!!
Sorry shirft!
Tell 'em there's a MOUSE in your Diet Coke!!!
Or a FINGER!!
Or a mouse and a finger!
A free six pack! And it turns out, the bottle expired last NOVEMBER. Stupid deli -- someone must have found it in a corner and put it on the front of the shelves, because I know their stock turns around fast, normally.