My whole life just flashed before my eyes! I gotta get me a life!

Xander ,'Dirty Girls'


Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Feb 16, 2007 11:17:36 am PST #1515 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

How long does it take for (real) maple syrup to go bad in the fridge?


§ ita § - Feb 16, 2007 11:20:48 am PST #1516 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

How long does it take for (real) maple syrup to go bad in the fridge?

I've never had it go bad. Which makes me think it's on the order of years. At least one. I can be slow like that.


Topic!Cindy - Feb 16, 2007 11:21:57 am PST #1517 of 10001
What is even happening?

Newborn ends up in mother's pant leg: [link]

I'm sad to hear the talk about Leary. I haven't been able to enjoy an episode of Seinfeld since Michael Richards went racist-insane at that show. I always think how cute John Stamos is, and then remember stories I've heard about him, here. Sometimes, I wish I didn't know stuff.


tommyrot - Feb 16, 2007 11:22:52 am PST #1518 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Which makes me think it's on the order of years. At least one. I can be slow like that.

The hypothetical maple syrup is, I'd say, at least two years....


tommyrot - Feb 16, 2007 11:24:08 am PST #1519 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Newborn ends up in mother's pant leg: [

Wow, like that sketch in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life.


Sean K - Feb 16, 2007 11:25:10 am PST #1520 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I love both Hicks and Leary. I'm bothered to hear of direct material ripoff, and not just style copying.


DavidS - Feb 16, 2007 11:25:29 am PST #1521 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

This wikiepedia note on Leary and No Cure For Cancer lays out some of the plagiarism charge.

I'd like to see side by side transcripts.


§ ita § - Feb 16, 2007 11:26:23 am PST #1522 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hell of a sneeze.

How stretchy is an umbilical cord? It'd be handy if they were the right length to not hit the ground, in a newborn bungee sort of way.

Tommy, does it look, smell, or taste funny? If not, I'd use it.


Cashmere - Feb 16, 2007 11:30:54 am PST #1523 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

How stretchy is an umbilical cord? It'd be handy if they were the right length to not hit the ground, in a newborn bungee sort of way.

That would be sort of convenient now, wouldn't it? Pretty sure it doesn't have that much of a safety design, sadly.

Tommy, when in doubt, toss it out.

DH is running to get takeout from here. They have a thick, sweet, Kansas City type sauce which I love. Brisket, corn pudding, baked beans and green beans. And possibly, sugar cream pie.


Cashmere - Feb 16, 2007 11:31:02 am PST #1524 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.