Well, look who just popped open a fresh can of venom.

Xander ,'Empty Places'


Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


bon bon - Feb 16, 2007 11:10:14 am PST #1510 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Given Leary's high profile, it wouldn't suprise me that some of his fellow comics are finding anything they can throw at him that doesn't smack of sour grapes.

The last person I heard this from was a posting on a message board by Brian Stack, who is a super nice guy and currently a writer for Conan. I doubt this characterization of his motives. This is what he wrote:

Every stand-up I've ever met that knows Joe Rogan has described him as an asshole, but if Mencia is a thief, I'm glad Rogan's going after him. It wouldn't surprise me one bit to find out that Mencia steals material.

I was pretty amazed when I saw some transcripts of how incredibly similar a lot of Dennis Leary's old routines were to Bill Hicks' stuff. Some of it was virtually word-for-word.

Now, I haven't seen the transcript, but if Stack says he saw it, they exist. That guy is solid.


DavidS - Feb 16, 2007 11:12:26 am PST #1511 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

A reporter once asked Hicks why he'd stopped smoking. His reply: "I wanted to see if Denis Leary would."

Great line.


Frankenbuddha - Feb 16, 2007 11:14:09 am PST #1512 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

How do you see it manifesting in other branches of show business?

I figure if I can glean this kind of thing from officially sanctioned interviews of actors, musicians, directors, etc., where you've got people slagging off other people above and below them in the celebrity food chain on the record, it's got to be a whole lot worse via the unofficial channels.


Cashmere - Feb 16, 2007 11:15:25 am PST #1513 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I also saw a guy who was clearing the ice from the sidewalk with a pickaxe.

DH didn't use a pickaxe, but rather a long handled, iron weeding tool to chip through a few inches of ice on our sidewalks.

Human nature, definitely. Though I do think there's a connection between the the ego-driven nature of show business in general in conjunction with the failure to success ratio, and a level of bitterness, jealousy etc. that's above the mean. If that makes sense, which it may not since it's late in the day on a Friday.

Makes sense to me. Success in show business is due, in part, to luck. Luck in getting discovered, in finding a good agent, in getting the right gig to get you enough exposure. If two people are using the same material and one of them rises above the other, that's gotta burn.

I wonder if people who loved Buster Keaton were bitter about Charlie Chaplin's success.


§ ita § - Feb 16, 2007 11:17:12 am PST #1514 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I can glean this kind of thing from officially sanctioned interviews of actors, musicians, directors, etc.

This makes me feel quite naive. I remember reading the Onion AV article where Joss slags Donald Sutherland and I was startled at his honesty. I don't doubt people feel petty feelings--just that it was not the done thing to go on record with it.

Part of the reason the Sorbo thing made fandom_wank.


tommyrot - Feb 16, 2007 11:17:36 am PST #1515 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

How long does it take for (real) maple syrup to go bad in the fridge?


§ ita § - Feb 16, 2007 11:20:48 am PST #1516 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

How long does it take for (real) maple syrup to go bad in the fridge?

I've never had it go bad. Which makes me think it's on the order of years. At least one. I can be slow like that.


Topic!Cindy - Feb 16, 2007 11:21:57 am PST #1517 of 10001
What is even happening?

Newborn ends up in mother's pant leg: [link]

I'm sad to hear the talk about Leary. I haven't been able to enjoy an episode of Seinfeld since Michael Richards went racist-insane at that show. I always think how cute John Stamos is, and then remember stories I've heard about him, here. Sometimes, I wish I didn't know stuff.


tommyrot - Feb 16, 2007 11:22:52 am PST #1518 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Which makes me think it's on the order of years. At least one. I can be slow like that.

The hypothetical maple syrup is, I'd say, at least two years....


tommyrot - Feb 16, 2007 11:24:08 am PST #1519 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Newborn ends up in mother's pant leg: [

Wow, like that sketch in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life.