Y'all are too talky
For me to meara it all
So I just haiku
Patron: That girl is a witch. Mal: Yeah, but she's our witch.
'Safe'
Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
-t - Mar 09, 2007 1:02:36 pm PST #9978 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Connie Neil - Mar 09, 2007 1:05:55 pm PST #9979 of 10001
brillig
If I didn't know differently, I'd swear you were on the phone with my sister, Connie.
Ginger, you have my sympathy. I have such a headache.
Ginger - Mar 09, 2007 1:07:07 pm PST #9980 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
When I ask her to read me what the screen says, she starts way at the top with "File."
Connie Neil - Mar 09, 2007 1:10:07 pm PST #9981 of 10001
brillig
Falling thoughts of tech support
Whoever told you
you could work a computer
was an idiot
Fool! I just told you
Where your files are saved at!
Don't ask me again!
Yes, you did hit Save.
Yes, you really want to save.
Hit OK already!
Edited for syllables adn formatting
Pete, Husband of Jilli - Mar 09, 2007 1:13:25 pm PST #9982 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd
Not exactly a stampede for the end-o-thread line is it?
No haikus from me; I've never gotten the hang of 'em.
-t - Mar 09, 2007 1:16:06 pm PST #9983 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
It was stampeding, then it slowed down. I don't remember what we were talking about before the stampede started, though. And I'm hungry, so my brain is refusing to think about anything but the food that should be on its way to me but hasn't arrived yet.
Burrell - Mar 09, 2007 1:16:56 pm PST #9984 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I've never been particularly partial to haiku-to-the-finish either. I guess I like just talking.
Pete, Husband of Jilli - Mar 09, 2007 1:19:10 pm PST #9985 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd
Me, I'm old-fashioned; I like crass idiocy a-go-go to the finish line.
There was that one time with the jello-wrestling...
...
No, never again.
Connie Neil - Mar 09, 2007 1:19:32 pm PST #9986 of 10001
brillig
pain's relief, surcease,
runs cold and sharp down my throat,
blessed, sweet caffeine
sj - Mar 09, 2007 1:21:49 pm PST #9987 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Welcome back, Robin! Quick healing to you.