Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


-t - Mar 09, 2007 1:16:06 pm PST #9983 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

It was stampeding, then it slowed down. I don't remember what we were talking about before the stampede started, though. And I'm hungry, so my brain is refusing to think about anything but the food that should be on its way to me but hasn't arrived yet.


Burrell - Mar 09, 2007 1:16:56 pm PST #9984 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I've never been particularly partial to haiku-to-the-finish either. I guess I like just talking.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Mar 09, 2007 1:19:10 pm PST #9985 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Me, I'm old-fashioned; I like crass idiocy a-go-go to the finish line.

There was that one time with the jello-wrestling...

...

No, never again.


Connie Neil - Mar 09, 2007 1:19:32 pm PST #9986 of 10001
brillig

pain's relief, surcease,
runs cold and sharp down my throat,
blessed, sweet caffeine


sj - Mar 09, 2007 1:21:49 pm PST #9987 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Welcome back, Robin! Quick healing to you.


Burrell - Mar 09, 2007 1:23:11 pm PST #9988 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Well, I'm not likely to see the turn over anyway seeing as how I'd like to get out of here and go pick up my kids. Today = Friday. Me = lazy. You do the math.


DavidS - Mar 09, 2007 1:23:27 pm PST #9989 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

No Haiku! Sour grapes
Where's the tradition? Haiku
Saves us from blither


juliana - Mar 09, 2007 1:24:27 pm PST #9990 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

There was that one time with the jello-wrestling...

...

The combination of Pete & jello-wrestling has broken my brane.


DavidS - Mar 09, 2007 1:24:38 pm PST #9991 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Well, I'm not likely to see the turn over anyway seeing as how I'd like to get out of here and go pick up my kids. Today = Friday. Me = lazy. You do the math.

Today is Friday
Burrell is lazy and loves
her kids. Do the math


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Mar 09, 2007 1:24:41 pm PST #9992 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

I LIKE BLITHER!

It's traditional.