This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?

Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Connie Neil - Mar 09, 2007 12:44:40 pm PST #9972 of 10001
brillig

Sweet Mother, I told you 30 seconds ago how to open the file! Don't ask me again! Stop reading every damned item on the screen to me!

edit: And top closing the entire program, when you finish with a process!


Ginger - Mar 09, 2007 12:46:40 pm PST #9973 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

If I didn't know differently, I'd swear you were on the phone with my sister, Connie.


Ginger - Mar 09, 2007 12:52:33 pm PST #9974 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

You know your haikus suck
When you have to add some "ands"
To make the count work


beth b - Mar 09, 2007 12:55:56 pm PST #9975 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

so in reading about counteroffers- the word is don't take 'em. there are reason to say yes, but most of that has to do with things like - you have one boss that is an ass - and the you can be shifted or there is an asspect of your job that you truely hate that can go away as part of the counter offer.

very interesting .


Miracleman - Mar 09, 2007 12:59:38 pm PST #9976 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Why do I feel like
shit on a shingle here sigh
I want to go home

eta:

Must remember to
put stupid "break" code in line
to format it right


DavidS - Mar 09, 2007 1:01:19 pm PST #9977 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Why do I feel like shit on a shingle here sigh I want to go home

Dude, buy a line break
This ain't livejournal you know
br is for break


-t - Mar 09, 2007 1:02:36 pm PST #9978 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Y'all are too talky
For me to meara it all
So I just haiku


Connie Neil - Mar 09, 2007 1:05:55 pm PST #9979 of 10001
brillig

If I didn't know differently, I'd swear you were on the phone with my sister, Connie.

Ginger, you have my sympathy. I have such a headache.


Ginger - Mar 09, 2007 1:07:07 pm PST #9980 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

When I ask her to read me what the screen says, she starts way at the top with "File."


Connie Neil - Mar 09, 2007 1:10:07 pm PST #9981 of 10001
brillig

Falling thoughts of tech support

Whoever told you
you could work a computer
was an idiot

Fool! I just told you
Where your files are saved at!
Don't ask me again!

Yes, you did hit Save.
Yes, you really want to save.
Hit OK already!

Edited for syllables adn formatting