Wheee, I just got pictures from ex-GF with her new baby boy (her second). Cute! Her daughter is now a very pretty little toddler with her Mom's striking eyes, but they're brown like the father's.

I will never get over how quickly ex-GF's life whipsawed from Sucks Beyond The Telling Of It to Blessed In Every Way. Just makes me smile thinking about it.

I am alone in my office.

Shake, Shake Senora just came on.

I'm dancing.

Someone tell me to get my ass in gear and get moving on going up to Universal Studios.

GET ASS IN GEAR

Shake that ass, baby!

Oh wait. Was that not what you meant?

Fifty posts to go;
I wonder what they will be:
haiku, smiting, porn?

Porn-smiting haiku? Haiku-smiting porn?

Dear evil man,
be nice to Teppy or face
the wrath of Bitches.

We need a new sofa. so today I wnet furniture shopping. I forgot how soothing it is to talk fabric and styles and colors and cushions with a man named Troy. Furniture shopping is just perfect. We need a sofa, but there is no way I would buy one this instant, and no one expects you to.

I feel almost sane again.

I smite thee asshats
With my mighty porn attack
Crown this, bitch! Yeah, right...