HR tells me that I am all set. Despite all the literature that says I must supply a copy of my marriage certificate, they handed it back to me and told me it wasn't necessary. (Raise your hand if you believe all the correct deductions will be taken out of my next paycheck.)

Oh Sparky, I feel your pain!

I'm past pain and working on amused and just-don't-care-anymore. I can't imagine moving while pregnant, so color me impressed with your undertaking.

In anticipation of finally moving into a two bedroom, every night I try to pick a small cupboard to clean out and be brutal with the throwing away. Last week I did the "baby cupboard". I matched up all the bottles with tops, threw out all of the nipples, threw out the bottles that were crap and then packed them all away. I threw out formula, toddler cookies, and infant cereal that was over a year old. Maybe tonight while I'm cleaning the kitchen I'll clean out baking cupboard.

3rding amych.

YAY Sparky! (Not raising my hand even a little bit, though.)

My next two classes are Algebra I and Environmental Sciences.

I'm oddly eager about this. I, uh...*cough*enjoyedalgebrainschool*cough*. So I'm kinda looking forward to helping Aims out with this.

(Yes, dear, I may actually do some of your homework for you this time.)

Plus Environmental Sciences sounds fun. Yea Science!

And I think the Behavioral Sciences class would be more relevant and recommend that.

Thus endeth my 2/100ths of a dollar.

Behavioral Science it is!

Oh, and honey - I am so sorry that your secret-to-her wife, Salma Hayek, has decided to cheat on you and get pregnant and engaged. First Allison Janey and now Salma. Don't be sad honey. Drew Barrymore is still available. Well, she is unless I meet her first.

Oh, and honey - I am so sorry that your secret-to-her wife, Salma Hayek, has decided to cheat on you and get pregnant and engaged. First Allison Janey and now Salma. Don't be sad honey. Drew Barrymore is still available. Well, she is unless I meet her first.

Right. Selma is off, Allyson is off...

Next up: Idina Menzel.

She's way off. Married to Taye Diggs.

Things went pretty well. I guess having moved about a brazillion times finally paid off.

Yes, I have a box labeled "moving day" that has one plate, cup, fork, etc. I also add a box of pasta and a jar of sauce. Has sheets, a towel, soap, pjs, and a roll of toilet paper. The morning that I leave, everything I use goes in there, like the alarm clock, coffee maker, etc. Alos, the first thing I do when I walk in is make up the bed. Nothing worse than having to move crap off of the bed to make it before you can go to sleep.